HAPPY NEW YEAR (almost...)

hi peeps! right now k8 is @ my house showing off her new ipod touch. personally, im kinda sick of them. but watevs. anypie... so ya 2morrow is obviously the new year 2010 woot woot hoot hoot southern sea turtles!!!!! inside joke. so anypie i gotta go bug Hoffle if u know who that is ur a stalker or my friend. or both...

vader (not darth)

vader (not darth) is my cat. and hes not very smart. he likes to... drink mysterious liquids without sniffing them first... lick windows and toilets... chew on string... chew on wire... chew on wood... chew on just about everything... jump on top of me in the middle of the night... jump up on the table and eat my food when no one is looking... sneak outside when its below zero out... eat snow... chase pebbles... tackle pebbles... eat... run away from anything that moves... sleep. so hes a very interesting cat. and hes black. and creepy sometimes when u turn around and hes staring @ u.

a weird story

so ya heres a weird story written by yours truly about whatever comes into my head as im writing it. so here goes:
one day a doughnut was walking along a street in New Jersey. chestnut trees were falling from the sky, but the doughnut didn't care. he had to go do something. he just didn't know what. as the doughnut walked along, he noticed a hat lying abandoned on the ground. the doughnut felt sorry for that hat, so he put it on and kept going. a few blocks later (there were now strawberries falling from the sky, which was purple with orange spots) he saw a long black overcoat in the street. again he felt sympathetic, and again he put it on. a few minutes later the doughnut heard a scream and a chicken hearing a tutu and a darth vader helmet ran across the street a block ahead of him and was hit by a car and never seen alive again. so sad. at the same time that the doughnut was walking down the street, winnie the pooh was guest- starring on sesame street, and in the middle of the episode, indiana jones lassoed big bird and made him eat pie. then harry potter and voldemort ran in and started making pink flowers appear out of thin air and everyone started eating pizza. by now the doughnut had come to the sesame street theater and everyone knew that he was a doughnut and ate him, but before they finished the ghost of the murdered chicken came in and hit elmo on the head. elmo got mad and started yelling about how everyone hated him and then he tried to jump on top of the chicken and strangle it but sadly he feel through it off of the builing they were all on top of and was caught by a truck full of peanut butter that was heading to pices house cuz she luvs peanut butter and then batman died cuz he got run over by the living mcdonalds and while all that was happening bandit was going crazy obsessing over her sci fair bridges and then a squirrel jumped through her window and stole her bridges and threw them off of the empire state building and they were caught by an albino squirrel which brought them to the great K8 who screamed cuz she hates squirrels and then she ate a cookie and started sending me an email which i haven't gotten yet becuz im busy typing this.

poll results: the sequal 2 the last sequal and i dont know what number sequal the last one was so jeezcheez

long title, huh? anypie, (like anyways except anypie) whoever voted on my poll got it wrong there was in fact only one true story and it was the first one. the second one happened to another camp counselor but she wasnt my cousin and she was like 20. the third was one completely fake, so HA!!

sick

4 the last few days i have been sick and it has been weird, cuz i just had a fever and i wasnt like coughing or anything so ya it was like weird and now i have a TON of makeup work 2 do becuz i didnt have my math textbook with me while i was home so i have like 3 days of math homework and a math test 2 do 2morrow. i also have a TON of other stuff... >:P not fun.

the early christmas post

so this post is a christmas post! thats only like 12 days early! OMG i actually didn't realize that it was 12... so... im having a new contest! 4 the next 12 days im asking u peeps who read this 2 comment and fill in the blanks: On the 1 (or second on the second day third on the third day etc.) day of Christmas _________ gave to __________, 1 __________. every day ill pick the winner 4 that day and post it. the person who comments the most possible answers gets a prize. if i remember 2 actually GIVE them the prize...>:)

welcome back 2 me

hi guys im finally blogging again(ya lets c how long it lasts) and this is officially the first post i'll ever typed from our new computer! its A LOT faster and awesomer and if u dont believe me than ur crazy so go eat a melon that was baked by a giraffe. ya u dont need 2 tell me i already know im crazy. so there. jeezcheez. thats my new word. its like jeez and cheez except 2gether so its jeezcheez. so ya bak 2 the point im blogging again and that will last probs 3 weeks tops so someone remind me 2 keep blogging. and keep checking 4 new posts!

#1place u dont ever want 2 be

running through lego land with a bunch of giant pink fluffy fire breathing evil chickens chasing u while u r chasing an evil platypus with purple wings made out of cotton candy and that can spit poison out of its tail while the platypus is chasing a person dressed up like bigbird and eating pizza who is running towards a roller coaster becuz dude, lines get longer the longer u wait! how 2 fix it: wake up, becuz its obviously a dream either that or u r really going crazy so get off my blog b4 u accidently delete it or something. if it is really real, heres what 2 do: steal some legos from the nearest lego statue and throw them at the chickens who will thinks its food and try 2 eat them and choke. then yell that theres a platypus and people will come running and surround it so u can pass it and not worry about the poison and then that guy can go on his roller coaster b4 the line gets 2 long and u can eat pie does anyone else think that this post was kinda weird?

the PURPLE POSTS! (dramatic music playing)

did anyone notice that the last 3 posts were purple? no one did? SERIOUSLY? come on, peeps. lame.

story #3

so one day my friends mom was pushing their couch farther against the wall when someone goes- OUCH! her brother was sleeping back their. isnt he brilliant. then he got stuck. it was hilarious!

story #2

one day my 10 year old cousin came home from school and her eye was all swollen. so what happened? did someone poke her eye? or accidently throw a pencil and hit it? no. she was in music class. playing the triangle. and she poked it.

story #1

while i was at camp this summer, my counselor broke her little toe. how did she do it? did someone drop something on it? did she slam it in a door? no. she walked into a bench.

stupid accidents

ok so my next posts are stories of stupid accidents! im going 2 put up a poll about how many r true and comment and tell me which ones first person 2 get it right about which ones wins fabulous prizes! ready set go!

faster internet!

haha i finally have faster internet its 6times faster than what it used 2 b so now mines faster then yours k8! take THAT!!!!!!!! its totally awesome. oh and thnx 4 voting on the poll but can u plz vote truthfully? i mean seriously guys. like ur normal. jkjk!

isn't this page colorful?

the title sayz it all. now seriously i have 2 go now bye bye ttfn ttyl ttyt ttft

ttfn ttyl bye bye

ok guys ttfnttylbyebye4now! AND TAKE THE FREAKIN POLL!!!!! jeez can u peeps even read?

iCarly!

ok so i've only watched like 3 episodes os the show iCarly and part of iGo to Japan but it is HILARIOUS!!! its freakin STUPID but thats what makes it so funny. i <3 the magic meatball! its like a magic 8ball but a meatball! it tells spencer 2 buy an ostritch hes not that smart. and sam puts a dead fish in freddie's locker so he handcuffs her 2 this really gross guy. so sam goes, "Gibby's WAY worse then a dead fish!" and gibby (the guy shes handcuffed 2) goes "my mom thinks im AWESOME." and its soooooo funny!

COME ON PEOPLE!!!

ok peeps VOTE ON THE FREAKIN POLL ALREADY!!!!!! but no pressure... JUST DO IT! people!! bye bye now. i just had 2 say that.

pizza

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i <3> which, as all of u who do NOT live in a garden pond should know is... (dramatic music/ funeral music playing) THE DAY THAT SCHOOL STARTS. (dramatic music gets louder) so im trying 2 blog as much as possible until then without just using really really really short posts. so ya. (dramatic music stops) actually im kinda excited 4 seventh grade... NOT! seventh grade is supposed to be the worst year of junior high! BOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! >:()

whoops

ya so my last post was supposed 2 look like a mouse but it didn't really work so ya... but oh well whatevsies.
bye bye gotta go my brother and his friend r being mean and so i have 2 let them use the computer. oh well. just remember 2 take my poll!

mouses

so yeah i got a new mouse 4 my computer and my cats caught a
mouse but PEBBLES was sleeping. they killed it while we were gone
it was like disgusting when we got back from our 9 DAY TRIP! the 9 days
just made it, u know, WORSE! but anyways... bye bye brb in my next post as soon as i can type it! this post is a mouse!

the sequal to whatever sequal the last poll results thingy was

k so the last poll i did was about what would b the funniest thing- and all of u chose the same answer- PADDY GILLIGAN SINGING THE SOUP SONG. a unanimous vote people. coolio. and check out my new poll and answer truthfully!!!!!! I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING SO DONT LIE TO ME which means all of u will so whatevsies.ya so cool... bye bye gotta go ttyl ttfn adios sayonara and all that... whatever just bye.

bananabananabananabananabananabanananabananabananabananabananabananabananabanana
bananananbananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabananabanana
eye test: there is a misspelling if banana in each line find then and u win FABULOUS PRIZES!!!!*


*Prizes to be determined

caves and climbing

this is about jewel cave and the cave inside it called 'The Big Duh'. how it got it's name: the first people 2 explore the caves were 2 brothers. the younger one got 2 the big duh first and said (becuz it is the biggest cave there) "wow. this is really big." and then his brother comes in and says "DUH." hence, the big duh. now 2 get to the big duh this is what u have to do. wait first, DO YOU WANT TO BE A CAVE EXPLORER? (say yes) good job! thats the first part. so cave explorer person. first u have to crawl through a bunch of tunnels called, THE MISERIES. the miseries r just tall enough that u can crawl through them on your hands and knees. while carrying a flashlight. now after that, do you still want to be a cave explorer? (say yes) good answer! becuz next u go through... the MINI MISERIES! for these you have 2 lie on your stomach and use your hands and feet to pull yourself along!!!! after all that, do you STILL want to be a cave explorer? (say yes) good answer again! and after that, you crawl through the CALORIE CUTTER! u have to lie as flat as u can on your stomach and use your fingers and toes to pull yourself along!!! and after that, you have 5 more hours of climbing until you get 2 the big duh! isn't that fun?

yellowstone: the land of way too many chipmunks

k so i went to yellowstone and there were WAY TOO MANY CHIPMUNKS!!! i saw 11 in one day. old faithful is stupid and boring dont bother watching it. and the geysers all STINK SOOOO bad!!! they smell like rotten eggs. so ya but i got hit by boiling mud. and while we were camping this HUGE elk just like walked through our campsite like 5 feet away from us!!!! it was so cool. and a moose was glaring at me. glaring moosen (plural of moose- DUH) r like scary!!!!!!! and then ya it was really awesome. Greentip: Take shorter showers peeps! It takes 5 MINUTES to be clean. Don't waste water!

top 60 ghetto names

ok so the great k8 showed me a youtube video about the top 60 ghetto names. she is... something i dont remember what, her dad is king-kong quisha (quisha= QWEE-sha), i am la' quisha (quisha= KEY-sha) and also obamaniqua. me rox your sox is fri-chickenisha. so ya check out the video 4 more and find 1 4 u!

the blog is back!

yo peeps wats up im back online finally! so ya im going 2 try and update my blog at least once a week now cuz i have like nothing going on!!!! so ya i had a request from pisces12's little bro: Why is the symbol for the democrats the donkey and the republicans the elephant? well i need 2 do some research but ill let u know when i know!!! so brb in my next post!

3 random skits by 2 random people in 1 random video!

this is a video that bandit and me r gonna make!! it is 3 different skits that are actually funny things we have seen people do or thought "wouldn't it be funny if..." so heres the 1st skit:
The Banana Cream Pie Skit:
*Bandit and Pebbles on stage, each holding a pie, a third pie is next to Pebbles off stage*
Both: There are no, bananas in the sky in the sky. There are no, bananas in the sky, in the sky. There's a sun, and a moon, like a coconut cream pie *both pretend to throw pies*, but there are no, bananas in the sky, in the sky.*both throw pies at each other- bandit hits, pebbles misses*
Pebbles: Dang it!
Bandit: Ha ha!
Pebbles: I won't miss this time!
Bandit: You only had one pie.
Pebbles: You wanna bet? *picks up other pie* Does this count?*throws at bandit and hits =)*

Pompeii:
*Person wearing a toga is sitting, thinking... in the background a volcano is erupting. music starts playing- "I believe the world is burning to the ground, oh well, i guess, we're gonna find out (and so on)..." softly. scene switches- people are running around, screaming, music is mush louder. scene switches back to first with quiet music- then switches to second scene again. switches several more times while volcano erupts...*

the last skit isn't done yet, so i'll let u know when it is.

FOOTNOTE: when ever i put asterisks (like these **) around a phrase, that phrase is NOT spoken, it is telling what someone is doing.

im back from the land of the (bored) dead!

so im back! i finally am blogging again! i be busy right now, but i gots like no homework! so yeah the next post is about '3 random skits by 2 random people in 1 random video'. so ya =) and also i gots a LOT of quotes to tell u about! and then the end of school =) =) =) triple smiley!!!!! and also... what else... oh! oh! ik! RANDOM STUFF!!! YYYAAAAAAAAA =)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=)=) deca smiley!!!! ya!

the Soup Song!

so in social last week my older brother's class sang a song called the soup song. they're studying the great depression. here goes (to the tune of 'My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean'):

Chorus:
So-up, so- up,
they give me a bowl of so- u- up!
So- up, so- up,
the give me a bowl of soup!

Verse:
I fought in the war for my country,
I went out to bleed and to die,
I thought that my country would help me,
and this is my country's reply...

Chorus

Verse:
I saved 50 bucks with my banker,
to buy me a car and a yacht,
I went out to draw out my fortune,
and this is the answer I got...

Chorus

Verse:
I once had a job as a banker,
I made two bucks 50 each day,
right up until when I got fired,
cuz when I went to draw out my pay...

Chorus

Verse:
I once had a pet- he's an insect,
you'd call him 'mosquito' or fly',
I wanted to keep him forever,
till suddenly one day he died...

So- up, so-up,
he fell in my bowl of so- u- up!
So- up, so-up,
he drowned in my bowl of SOUP!!!

piscies 12 again!

hola peeps! sry i haven't been on in so long! i've been busy! so yeah... here's piscies 12 to talk to u guys!:
"Have you ever thought about words? If dog was actually named cat, would the animal still be the same? And what if dog was actually some weird sound that Adam made? And if you start thinking about it the things I'm saying could be nonsense or mean something else! I'm confuzzled!" Next post from me: the Soup Song!

recess today

so today i tried again, but someone got it at the beginning so it didn't really work, but it was funny anyways... well so try it at YOUR school! see what happens! "Quality entertainment for a single piece of candy!" is my motto for it!

green blog

hi guys! so FINALLY k8, me- rox and i got a Green Blog! if u want to visit it, the address is:
http://our-only-earth.blogspot.com

tips 4 recess entertainment

kk so i had a HILARIOUS experience at recess today. i also learned how to seriously spaz out boys.
here r my instructions: follow them and see what happens:

Materials:
1 packet of Skittles or other candy
At least 6 boys
A large parking lot or blacktop

Procedure:
1. Before school, grab a thing of candy.
2. At recess, walk around loudly wondering what you will do with the candy you have (or just show it to the boys).
3. If the boys chase you, tell them they can't have it.
4. Find a group of (preferably 6th grade) boys.
5. Tell one of your friends to stand on the other side of them.
6. Throw the candy over their heads, but throw short so it lands in the middle of them.
7. Watch.

*Optional: Purposely drop your candy by your worst enemy, and let them pick it up. Then yell at them, "THAT'S MY SKITTLES (or other candy)!" Yell it so that the other boys can hear that your worst enemy has Skittles (or other candy).

Enjoy!

For want of Soup

kk so yesterday at lunch Bandit like COULDN'T open her soup thermos! so we passed it around the table- no luck. passed it to the boys- no luck. passed it to some lunch ladies- no luck. passed it to the 8th grade boys- no luck. finally, after like 10 minutes, a lunch person got it open. wow. all that 4 soup. so we decided that the next day (today) she should close it really tight again. but bandit wanted to actually eat her lunch today, so she didn't. BOOOO!

off schedule

KK PEEPS GO ON 'MY COOL BLOG' IT'S IN MY POST LIST THINGY I'M LIKE THE ONLY ONE WHO EVER GOES ON IT SO ALL U PEEPS GO ON IT IT'S AWESOME KAY? whew. long sentance. but seriously. go on it.

Broken Bones

so here's my explanation 4 my wacko life lately: my mom broke her ankle. her right ankle. now, this may not seem like a very big deal to you... WRONG!!! she can't drive, or put any weight on her ankle. which means she is incapable of doing the laundry, dishes, etc. now i'm not complaining cuz it's not her fault, but this is my list of things to do every day after school:

• Do my homework
• Practice piano
• Practice clarinet
• do some laundry
  
• do most of the dishes
• make dinner take a shower

so u can see why i might be a LITTLE too busy to blog. plus, when i'm not doing all that i'm trying to catch up on the sleep i've lost cuz now i get, like, 6 hours EVERY NIGHT. kids are supposed to get 10 hrs. so yeah i've been bust. but my mom didn't just VREAK her ankle. oh no. she broke it in 3 place AND dislocated it.

Life

so my life has been kinda wacko for the past few weeks. you'll find out why in a few posts. but i kinda g2g now. ttfn!

April Fool's Day

so i've been thinking about tricks i am going to play this year. here r my top 5:


5. Squirt ring: buy or make a ring that you can squeeze to spray water

4. Uniform day: tell everyone in your grade to wear a weird hat or use an out- of- uniform pass on april fools day except one person or two people so that it looks like they forgot

3. Locker switch: on the day before april fool's day, after school, take all the stuff out of two peep's lockers and switch it

2. punching locker: go to the store called Axe Man. there is lots of random stuff there. get like a 2 ft. long spring and tape it to the back of someone's locker. then attach a pillow to the other end, and shut the door.

1. Shocking Lollipop: this one is my fav. melt a bunch of chocolate, and make choco lollipops 4 everyone in your class, except 4 one or two peeps. in one of the lollipops, put a 9- volt battery. when they lick it... BBZZZTT!!!

finally

well! i finally have time to blog a lot! so here's a list of the next... 5 or so posts i will do:
April Fool's Day
Life in General
Broken Bones
Spring
Happy B- Day (2 peeps)
Meals on Wheels
My Brother, the Turtle
Hoffle (or Waffle or Toffle or Chris)
Candy

so enjoy!

Sry guys!

Hi peeps! sry i haven't been on in SOO long! so, obviously, i have a lot 2 talk about! so more posts on that later.

disecting

Lent

so for Lent i decided to give up a lot of things: All desserts except candy, arguing with my brother, TV, games on the computer, chips, fries, onion rings, and video games. my friend and i r having a little contest, where for every time u majorly screw up on giving something up, u have to not do that thing for another day after Easter. i have another day of no TV or arguing. my friend just has another of arguing. so we'll see who wins... i'll tell u when Lent is over!

the truth revealed (actually now)

... so the reason i have have been doing so many posts, is, as some or all of u might have guessed, that K8's B- day is on March 4th, and, insane as i am, i decided to get 299 posts by her b- day (or at least her party if she has one).

THE TRUTH REVEALED... *GASP*

so yeah in case u MIGHT have been wondering WHY exactly i have been doing SO many posts lately (i mean it's been what, less than a month since my b- day?)... and i will tell u in the next post!!!

*OH* DYK...

DYK THAT THE AVERAGE LIFE EXPECTANCY OF A TOILET IS 50 YEARS!?!?!?!?!?!? i got that off of my random facts thing...

GreenTip 3

So her is my third and last GreenTip for right now: Plant a tree. In the spring, see if you can go and buy some seed. Plant them in a nice spot where they will have plenty of room to grow. Water the seeds often until they get bigger. If you don't want ot go through all of that trouble, at least plant some flowers. Also, ask your teacher of your class can plant a small garden in front of your school. It might manage to may it look less like the prison it is! :)

GreenTip 2

This one is kinda similar to the last one. It is: Walk the extra, what?, 10 steps?, to the recycling instead of just throwing something in the trash. and here's another GreenTip: If you are bored, and it's a nice day, walk to the park instead of sitting on your butt watching TV! GET ACTIVE PEEPS!! When the weather gets nicer, ride your bike to school or somewhere else if you can. Don't drive. I'm not asking you to buy a Smart Car, just walk or bike. GOD GAVE YOU FEET FOR A REASON!!! (and that's not, as Calvin says, to work the gas pedal).

GreenTip!

so here are a couple more GreenTips in a couple more posts. the one for this post is: RECYCLE EVERYTHING!! That can be recycled, at least. Paper is the most obvious thing, but a lot of other things can be recycled too. Here are a few more: cans, soda bottles, milk jugs (plastic), cereal boxes, glass, steel, aluminum, and many more besides. Look it up sometime!

Copyrights

ok so Bandit and i have decided on something: that since Bandit and i have been arguing over who gets the credit for what post, we have decided to make up a copyright system. if there is a post where the credit goes to HER on MY blog, i will put at the bottom of the post or section (CB) for (Copyright Bandit). and the same for me on her blog, except with (CP) instead of (CB). also we will do the same for u me- rox, with (CM-R), and since K8 doesn't have a blog but still gives great ideas, (C2K8) for Credit to K8. so yeah me- rox if u could do that too that would be great cuz then we all know shat came from who.

umm... got any ideas?

so yeah i have kinda run out of ideas for posts... i will do another GreenTip... and one about Pirate Ball... and one about Field Day... but after that i'm like completely out! so i can't decide whether i should do a poll about it or... no i won't cuz that won't help me get more ideas! oh and my next post will be about copyrights.

tired

right now i am really tired and i have a LOT of homework tonight. plus practicing piano and clarinet. i is thinking that i am going to charge up my ipod nano and then do my homework with it on. so i will probably not have time to blog again until later becuz while i wait for my nano to charge i am going to read and practice piano. $-l sleepyful...

Question 2:

my second question is... If you went back in time and (OH) killed your grandma, would you be alive or not? because if u do kill her, then u would not be alive to kill her in the first place, so u wouldn't have, so u would still be alive to kill her, so u wouldn't be alive to kill her, so u would still be alive... so that's my second Q. good luck (u will need it!!!).

qusetion 1:

Ok so the first question is this: What color is nothing? It can't be black- black is a color. So are white and blue and green and everything else. I can't figure this one out- IT'S KILLING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

random q's

so in my next 2 posts after this one i will have some q's that are really REALLY confuzzling. so good luck- if u can give me a definite answer with evidence to support it then iou like 1,000 bucks (by the way these questions are like impossible to answer).

snowy day= snow day?

right now it is snowing A LOT!!!!!! and since it's about 3:15 in the afternoon, can they plow all of the roads for school tomorrow? it's POSSIBLE we will have a snow day!!!!!!! the only problem is this: i have my last ski club tomorrow. so if there's no school, there might not be ski club either. and tomorrow is the PIZZA PARTY!!!!!! of course, they might just reschedule... :D

so i guess that's the shocking truth about the dollar... i have to go now... i'm really hungry and i am going to make mac and cheese.

...people are poor and living on the streets becuz they don't have enough PAPER!!!!!! HOW LAME IS THAT?!?!?!?!?!

the dollar is worth something becuz... the gov't tells us it is. and also u know what is just plain stupid?...

NOT WORTH ANYTHING!!!!!! it's just a piece of paper. so why does it buy anything? well...

the dollar truth: part one

So dyk... the United Stated dollar is actually...

the dollar

so the next few posts will tell u the SHOCKING TRUTH about the dollar and the penny.

sry bandit

sry bandit cuz the next few posts will be really short.

U.S.S. New York

ok so i have an assignment 4 u guys: find out what the U.S.S. New York is and tell me. then u get a prize. it's kinda interesting, and what's the fun in just telling u? i'm gonna make u work 4 it!

GreenTip (again)

so here is another GreenTip: Talk to your teacher about having your homework put up online. Seriously, homework kills trees! so talk to them about using different websites to save some trees.

also, here is another idea for the blog name: Saving Trees, Saving Lives
i like that becuz if we don't clean up our planet now... well, the movie Wall-e should give u an idea, even if it is fiction...

offendedness

so bandit can u stop continuously telling me was wrong with my posts? it's kinda my blog. and also i tell it like i feel/ see/ hear it! it's MY post on MY blog! so yeah i will write my posts the way I want to! no offense but it's really bugging me becuz on... let's see... 1...2... 3... posts u criticize me and u r always telling me that my posts r too short. ahem, what about your post, "sorry"? and also "!" and "H V D" and "?"! so there! but no offense. just pointing out some facts...

COMPLETE RANDOMNESS!!!!

So this POST iS the randomEst POSt i have preTtY muCH evEr DONe. so yeah iF It is maYbE a LIttLe harD to reaD thAt is YOUR probLEm, nOt mINe. and my NEXt pOSt wILl havE A ranDOm QUEstIon!!!!!!

Fat tuesday - easter

so the main idea of this post is to say that EASTER IS IN 41 FLIPPIN DAYS PEEPS!!!! so yeah today is fat tuesday so pig out, stuff your face, etc., etc. and TOMORROW everyone gets to have 1 year- old cremated plants smeared on their foreheads! either that or they have the holy remains of a very important easter- related holiday marked in the shape of a cross on their foreheads to commemorate the commencing of Lent! either way works.

jelly

i don't know WHY this post is about jelly i just typed the first word that came to my mind as i was typing the title. no this post is not about jelly. it is about chocolate! becuz who doesn't heart chocolate (aside from crazy peeps)! and along with chocolate, who doesn't heart PIZZA!!! ... or mac and cheese!?!?!? so yeah my next post will be about today, tomorrow, and the 39 days following tomorrow!

Afton Alps

So today I went skiing at afton alps. and most of the chairlifts there only seat TWO PEOPLE! on one of them i noticed at the beginning that it went steeply up and i closed my eyes and imagined that i was on another chairlift. at the exact time i opened them, we just HAPPENED to be at the highest point above the ground- 50 feet up. i screamed. u would have too cuz it was SCARY! the two person chairlifts also went through the woods so it was really cool! and one time Bandit and i were going down a steep hill and since afton alps is in the bluffs and there was another hill (not a trail- a hill) that was directly opposite. so by the bottom of the hill we were on we has one heck of a lot of speed. now people before us had obviously had this problem, too, because there were tracks going up the other hill and looping around, then coming back down. so Bandit was faster than me and she got up there first, then stopped. i came up and stopped in time so i didn't hit her. then she started falling. backwards. onto me. i got out of the way but it was still creepy! then there were moguls and jumps and trails and ice and trees and so much other stuff! Bandit hit a tree (so now we both have this winter)! and i got stuck when i fell down on a trail. oh and if u ski through fresh snow if it's deep enough u r still moving but u can't see your skis anymore! Creepy but awesome!

PIC LIST!

the title explains it all.

Poll results: yet again

*sigh*... so here r my newest poll results!

1. The poll about what K8 and i worshipped: Cats and Hello Kitty. You all got that right.
2. The poll about how long K8 and I have been friends: We have been friends for 8 years! 2 of you got that one right.
3. The poll about the blog name: So far it's 50- 50, half Do Your Part and half Saving the World (One Blog at a Time) I'll keep you posted!

So this has been: Poll Results: Yet Again!

Bananas

I ask u Bandit: WHY DID U DO A POST ON BANANAS!!???! OF ALL THE THINGS TO DO POSTS ABOUT, U PICK BANANAS! actually that's a good idea...!

quotes: the sequel to the sequel

so yeah i is thinking of making a game out of this.... in a poll. i will list the quotes here and yeah i will figure out something 4 a poll... so here r some quotes! yeah just try to match them.

• "Where are my tea and crumpets?!"
• "It's simply orange, with pineapple!"
• "Mac, put all four on the floor, or you can sit that way in detention!"
• "PADDY GILLIGAN!!!!"
• "Minnesotans are idiots because we live here when we could be somewhere warm."
• "Scribbles wants grapes!"

so now here are the names:

• Commercial
  
• Ms. Wilson
• Bandit's little sister
• K8
• Paddy
• the 8th grade boys

so those are my new quotes! (credit to Bandit for this post because she writes down funny things that peeps say and these all came from her book.)

super spicy mexican candy

so today in Spanish class we played spanish Charades. and at the end of the class our teacher gave us spanish candy. it was watermelon- chile flavored weird stuff. apparently only 6 people in the grade above me could actually swallow it! and very few people in my grade could either. i didn't try it- not worth it!

to walk/ bike?"

"Is it close enough

stop and think:

before you go somewhere...

GreenTip

So my next GreenTip is...

new GreenTip

so in my next few posts i will have another GreenTip. i might just do something like that every so often... oh and if u know someone with a blog that hasn't "Gone Green", tell them to! bandit and me- rox are green now.

ttfn!

ttfn! g2g do my homework. :-(

me- rox's blog

hey dyk that me rox got a new template? cuz she did. yeah that was kinda random. check out the new GreenTip!

headless parachuting barbies wearing overlong skirts, broken buckets, and clothes hangers

long title, huh? well that's what my friend Bandit and i were doing last... i think it was friday. parachuting headless barbies of her balcony and hauling them back up in a pink bucket with a broken handle. and that was AFTER we dropped a roll of tape off of her balcony and it landed in the neighbor's bushes. then i had to crawl under the bushes to get it out. IT HURT!!!!!!!! so yeah but before THAT we were dropping clothes hangers off the balcony into the gutter and fishing them out again with a broken hook attached to a long piece of string tied to a bamboo pole. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... we were bored, kay?

green feature

the green feature will be at the BOTTOM of the page because my sidebar is already like 2 pages longer than my posts.

names?

so i am thinking that IF i DO do a blog about save the planet with me rox and k8 we will need title ideas. here r some (i'll do a poll about this 2.)

The Green Blog
Saving the World (One Blog at a Time)
Save the World Blog
Do Your Part
Our Only Earth Blog

more ideas appreciated. i will speak to k8 and me rox.

the worst dis ever

kay so last night my brother had a party. and K8 and i went out to my garage where he and his friends were (there were 5 other boys). so K8 and i r bugging them and one of them goes, "If you were an iPod, you'd be a shuffle!" OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! applause for the brilliance of it all! (in case u havent guessed it, im being sarcastic.)

who has the biggest brain

a game that is really fun! it's on Facebook.

masking tape feet

K8 is being a stalte. translation: K8 is being an idiot. She is covering her feet completely in masking tape. she says they hurt when she walks. she is doing this 2 find an earing back.

Chinese Water Torture Lab

sound painful? well it's not. here's how u do it (aka here's the first part of a lab):

Purpose: To torture someone by dripping water onto them until they are forced to get up.

Hypothesis: The test subject will be forced to get up after less than one minute.

Materials:
A syringe
A glass of water
masking tape
a test subject

Procedure:
1. Have the test subject lay down on the floor
2. Fill the syringe up with water
3. Tape the person's hands behind their back
4. Slowly drip the water onto their forehead
5. Record the results
6. Repeat steps 1- 5 with another person

So K8 and i r going 2 do this lab and we will report the results in a later post.

Going Green!

Hi guys! This post is about Going Green! So now this post will be Green. This topic was inspired by Great- K8's tee shirt that says "Do your part". So from now on, this blog will have a Green Feature- i am taking off a feature or 2 from the sidebar and replace it w/ the Green Feature- a column replaced weekly with green tips or Green News. so keep watch. also, Great- K8 (my friend and Me- Rox's cousin) and me- rox and i r considering making a Green Blog. we need permission first.

Pebbles

lying again (this is a really bad habit)

well sry guys but instead of doing the post about hair, i will be doing my next post on Green. u will have 2 raed it 2 find out what that means.

k8 is here

so right now k8 is at my house! and now she is telling me what to type (that would be your cue, k8): hmmmm... what to say... i was hoping u would write that. i have a coin. it is fripping awesome. Something random. keep writing!!!!!!!! And now this is Pebbles again. we r crashing my brother's party 2night! K8 told me 2 type that we r going 2 be the Wedding Crashers! the next post will be about hair. then a post about cheese. and then... other stuff. like the posts about yesterday that i never did.

try it

so try to find them out! actually, most of u probably already know their names, but i guess i'll just have 2 live with that. also, the last 10 posts each had one more word than the last one!

Sunny side up or down, or maybe she is scrambled.

The second guinea pig has a name like eggs.

The first guinea pig is cold and white.

each guinea pig. Here's the first one.

I will type a clue for

have to guess their names.

my next contest you

guinea pigs. For

have two

I

more 2 come l8r

well i g2g now so i will maybe post some more l8r? ttfn!

All star (fake version 3)

Somebody once told me
the world was half baloney,
and the other half was made of swiss cheese.
The cheese was kinda holey
so I ate some guacamole
till the cheese half threw some trees at me.

All star (fake version 1)

Somebody once told me
the world was macaroni,
so I took a bite out of a tree.
It tasted kinda funky
so I spit it at a monkey
then the monkey started spittin' at me.

All star (real version)

Somebody once told me
the world is gonna roll me,
but I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed.
She was looking kinda dumb
with her finger and her thumb
in the shape of an 'L' on her forehead.

All Star

so if u have seen Shrek u have heard the song 'All Star" i know 3 different versions. the next 3 posts will have them all. oh and here's a link 2 the song (in case u have forgotten) Link!

the next few posts

ok so yeah ik this is short but the next few posts will be about stuff i have been doing today (there's plenty) so yeah. but before those im doing another post.

clues

each of the next few posts will have clues to the polls! here is the 1st one:

K8 is not as old as me, but one month younger than me is she. (im 12.)

another contest! (that u dont get a prize 4)

this is a contest about the Great K8! i will put up a few polls about her now.

spanish class

Hola! Eres hablar espanol? Yo hablo espanol. Me hermano le gusta la video juega Guitar Hero. Me gusta las gatitas! Gatitas es fenomenal! (if u can translate that u win!)

liar liar

so i lied... there were only 2 ski lift stories. but if there r any more i will tell u. and now i will do a contest.

more chair lift stories

Dance Party: Last Sunday I had a ski race at Wild Mt. with Bandit. We were riding up a chair lift and some boys (snow boarders) were sitting on the chair behind us. All of a sudden, the one in the middle yells, "DANCE PARTY!!!!" And then they all started dancing. On the chair lift. ik, weird story. But true.

the dead guy who fell off a chair lift (and other chair lift stories)

ok so this is a post that was inspired by 2 things: 1) The weird stuff peeps do on chair lifts and 2) Bandit's post. so here r ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... 3 stories. enjoy!

The Dead Guy Who Fell Off a Chair Lift: One Sunday, my friend and i were at a ski race (or mayhaps it was a practice) at Buck Hill. That friend happened to be Bandit. And Bandit's little sister and mom were there too. So we were by the chalet (the place where the food is), looking down to the chair lift station below. Then we noticed a guy lying in a ditch (a snow boarder- go figure) with a bunch of ski patrol people. This ditch was right next to the chair lift. Then the ski patrol put the guy into a sled and covered him up with a tarp thingy. They attached him to a snow mobile and towed him away. I said to Bandit: "That guy fell off the chair lift and DIED!" Her little sister (who was in i think 3rd grade at the time) heard me. Bandit told me that that night when their dad came home, her sister went up to their dad and said, "Some guy fell off a chair lift and died today!"

More stories later.

why am i blogging right now? why am i not in school? im not sick... BUT I HAVE TODAY AND TOMORROW OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ... ... ... ... ... ... ...jealous?

the title of the last post

wow. the title of that last post was like as long as the post itself.

simon Cowell (ya know the american idol guy who crushes the hopes and dreams of so many wanna- be singers I don't have fingers (or toes) 2 count them?

an incredibly long title. so here is a saying from Simon: "...The moth who finds the melon finds the cornflake always finds the melon and one of you didn't pick the right fortune." (before that Paula Abdul said that "...He always refers to a fortune cookie and says:..."

random stuff that i dont have a title 4.

kay so yeah i dont even know why im writing this anymore i kinda lost my train of thought... oh yeah! so the Q. on my profile is as follows: You have a red jar of cedar chips. Why do moths miss the forest? if u have an answer other than: "Well that's a stupid question!" plz tell me!

caught up

so now we r back 2 the present! hooray!

tuesday

icksay odaytay.

Monday

choolsay. iay roughtbay rowniesbay orfay ymay irthdaybay reattay. oeplepay ereway ollowingfay emay orfay ymay rowniesbay!

Sunday (all day)

Iay entway otay ay kisay aceray llay ayday. iay asway oinggay roughthay ethay reestay nday iay ithay ay reetay! tiay urthay!

Saturday (afternoon)

Inay theay ternoonafay Iay wentay toay anay artay classay. Iay amay orkinway onay anay lephanteay rawingday.

saturday (morning)

onay aturdsay orningmay Iay gotay ay podiay anonay.

(oh and each post will be in the color that I accosiate with that day.

pig latin

kay so i am going 2 tell u what i have been doing in the next lotta posts in PIG LATIN!

catching up

ok so guys yeah i know i havent been on since Friday i've been really busy. so in the next few posts i will tell u what's been going on (there's plenty to talk about!)

200 post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

congrats 4 me i actually made my 200 post goal!!!!!!!!!!! woot woot! hoot hoot! bye bye sry 4 short post g2g now. sry again.

... agiain

... hi hi hi hi bye.

the words of K8:

Hi. I'm K8. Here are the words of Pieces12 and Bandit and Erin and Pebbles and me. HM... What to write... P:hurry up! E:Kate, why should I say something for you to post on a blog? B:What if she just writes that? P:Bye! Ok im done now. E: I'm not done. I am not done. K: but i am Bye see you soon! E: oh shut up k8

the words of Pisces:

ummmm........ how about last night i remember falling asleep and 1 second later i was standing before my mom in her bed. the next second i was sleeping in their bed and getting up for school. and my mom told me that she got up to get me out of her bed, but when she turned around to get me up i was already standing behind her.that night i was mumbling nonsense.

the words of Bandit:

people are going to keep me up all night cuz they always do. bye.

the words of Erin:

Hi this is Erin doing Pebbles's blog for her and im gonna keep everyone up all night cuz im gonna fall down the stairs. (I'm working on betting Pebbles 1,000,000 dollars that i fall down the stairs.) This is a death threat if u don't believe that im going to fall down the stairs i will personally track you down and kill you.

b- day presents

so a couple of my friends r over (they don't go to my school) and they r here 4 my b- day and they r hiding my presents and when i find 1 i find a clue 2 the next! so ill tell u all the clues as they come, k?

Yummyq

so this post is entirely about things that are YUMMYQ! (YUM- ee- cue) So yummyq is a status only given to foods that r BEYOND yummy. so some of the yummy stuff i've had today is... pizza cake chips and other stuff!

Cheese

as i promised, this post is about CHEESE!!!!!! cuz every1 hearts CHEESE!!!!!! and i dont just heart cheese, i am a cheesehead! that does not mean i have a head made out of cheese (dont u DARE comment on that people). it actually means that i support the best football team in the world... the GREEN BAY PACKERS!!!!!!!! woot woot! hoot hoot! yeah that does mean i hate the Vikings! well actually i hate them anyways... i hate the Giants too. why? CUZ LAST YEAR THE PACKERS WOULD HAVE BEEN IN THE SUPER BOWL IF IT WASN'T 4 THEM!!!! so yeah i hate them, not heart them...

squirrels

well this is a post about... CHEESE! i lied in the title! ok yeah its about squirrels... the next post is about cheese. so here r some squirrel stories!
The Tale of Fatso: One day I was over at Banditrocks33's house after school. We were sitting in her kitchen, eating a snack and looking out the window into her backyard. On her deck there was a bird feeder. A squirrel was trying to get food from that feeder. But it was no ordinary squirrel; it was Fatso, the fat squirrel extraordinaire! And he REALLY wanted the birdseed, so he kept trying until he got it!
The Tale of the Bouncing Squirrel: In their front yard, my neighbors have several bird feeders and two ears of dryish corn hanging from a pole. (The bird feeders were attached to the pole, the corn wasn't.) So a squirrel came up who really wanted that corn (which was about 2 feet off the ground). So he jumped up and grabbed on to the corn and he was hanging there, bouncing, hanging from an ear of corn. I have named him Super Squirrel (because he can jump high and then grab on to and stay on an ear of corn :-)).
The Tale of the Squirrel and the Toast (as told by Banditrocks33): Banditrocks was looking out of the window and a squirrel ran down from a tree. The squirrel ran up to a piece of burnt toast lying in the snow and picked the WHOLE THING UP! Then, toast in mouth, the squirrel climbed ALL THE WAY BACK UP THE TREE with the toast still in its mouth. This squirrel is Super Squirrel- for obvious reasons.

music + chromatic = B- day?

so a new equation: does music + chromatic = B- Day? YES!!! BECUZ (and that is my new word) i am probably getting a chromatic 4 my b- day and i'm loading it w/ MUSIC! so when is my b- day? well maybe i havent told u this but my b- day is on SATURDAY!!!! and i need to get 200 posts by the time im 12!!!!!!!! so yeah my 200 post will be on Feb. 6, and that is on FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!

random phrases

here is a random phrase:
The thing I like best about gummy bears is they can't fight back when you chomp their heads off.

and another:
i iz a pirate. i haz a peg leg.
i called a guy gay.
he goes: i'm not gay
and he hits me with the alligator purse he got at Macy's.
that just goes to show that men should be banned from Macy's.

...left!

OK GUYS I REALLY SERIOUSLY HONESTLY TRULY AWESOMELY AMAZINGLY AM GOING TO BE ABLE TO GET 199 POSTS BY THIS FRIDAY!!!!! LET'S HERE IT FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO WOOT WOOT! SO HOOT HOOT!! SWEET! I ONLY HAVE 13 FLIPPIN POSTS LEFT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Janitor's closet hose + dirty paintbrushes = fun?

the q today is in the title: Does the janitor's closet hose + dirty paintbrushes = fun? YES!!! kay so 2 weeks ago in DI my friend and i were painting something and we were at school. when we finished we had to wash off the paintbrushes. so we went to the janitor's closet where there is a sink and the faucet thingy is a hose. so after we washed everything off we got a lot of water all over everything. then i had a brilliant idea: "I wonder what would happen if you turned off the water and put a paintbrush in the hose and turned it on again?" and of course, being us, we had to try it out. so we put a paintbrush in the hose so it was still sticking out and turned the water up to maximum. the brush shot out and water sprayed ABSOLUTELY EVERYWHERE!!! it was really fun... try it sometime!

Oh... *gasp*

Shhhh! there is actually a super secret fourth thing that i changed on my blog! it's REALLY hard! if u find THAT u may get a prize!

new stuff

ok so this is actually my second contest right now i have changed/ added 3 things 2 my blog find out what they r u dont get a prize 4 this one sry guys... so yeah they are not things like i added a post they r NOT in posts at ALL 2 r easy one is not.the other contest is on the last page.

The Super Bowl Post

Hi guys! this is my Super Bowl post in honor of the Super Bowl! Right now i'm watching it. ok so i just watched a commercial and it goes like "if u hate going to work, it may be time. if u hate going to work to work and your co- workers dont respect u, it may be time. if... and a bunch more stuff. ok now i'm watching a commercial where a bunch of bugs are stealing some guy's Coca Cola while he's asleep. i heart the Super Bowl commercials! hey did u see the play earlier in the 2nd quarter where this guy ran like the whole field to get a touchdown and he got tackled right before the end zone but he still got a touchdown! why? because he fell into the end zone with the ball! he almost didn't get it though because if your knee touches the ground before the ball crosses the line u dont get the TD. and his knee didn't touch the ground- it landed on the guy who was tackling him's leg! unfortunately, the guy who made the TD was from the Steelers. and i am SO rooting 4 the Cardinals! why? i'm doing a poll on that and it's my new contest! my super special Super Bowl contest! here's an interview w/ my dad:

Me: Ok, so who are you supporting?

Dad: the Cardinals.

Me: Why?

Dad: They're the underdogs.

Me: Ok... I see you are playing on your DES (Dad Entertainment System)

Dad: ...

Me: So can I frost the cookies?

Dad: Yes! That's what I keep telling you!

Me: Ok, ok!

Bye Bye now! i gotta go...

cat show

kay so today i went 2 a cat show w/ K8 and it was 4 the Winter Carnival. so at the end they were crowning the King and Queen of the cats and they put little robes and crowns on them. the queen cat was still when they put the stuff on her. the king cat was named Merlin, and when they tried to put stuff on him he scratched the Winter King person and ran under the table and then jumped into a cage where no one could get him out. so then they just put the robe and crown on top of the cage. it was HILARIOUS!!!!!

Ideas

kay so i asked u peeps 2 give me ideas and u did- u gave me enough 4 the rest of my posts until my 199 post! so thnx especially 2 K8, Me- Rox, and Mimi! so yeah thnx again and watch 4 more posts! (yeah duh there'll (there will) be like a ton more posts i have like 19 or 20 left already!)

Super- Secret Tiny- Ninja contest

Ok so this post is about a Super- Secret Tiny- Ninja Contest. Here are your instructions:

1. Decode the rest of this message (it's REALLY easy).
2 WWaattcchh tthhee vviiddeeoo ""HHooww ttoo bbee NNiinnjjaa""..
3. Tteell mmee wwhhaatt tthhee ffiirrsstt lleessssoonn iinn bbeeiinngg aa nniinnjjaa iiss!!
4. Eemmaaiill mmee oorr lleeaavvee aa ccoommmmeenntt wwiitthh yyoouurr aannsswweerr!!
5. Wwaaiitt ttoo wwiinn!! ((Mmaayybbee))

How 2 be Ninja!

ok so if u have been paying attention to my blog the Video Bar now shows the video results for How to be Ninja. the video tells u... how to be ninja! go figure...

still more 2 go

still, i still have 21 more including this post. and i only have 2 ideas left. HELP!!!

need more ideas

ok guys i really, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY need more ideas 4 posts cuz im out.

22 more (or less)

i have 22 posts left (more or less). including this one, 22. if not, 23 more. so wish me luck! i have only one week left, ya know... :)

snow snow snow!!!!

Snow Snow Snow!!!! every1 hearts SNOW!!! here r some things that i have done with snow: built an awesome igloo- like snow fort, threw countless snowballs, dug into the side of our school's Snowhill to make giant caves, made slides on the side of the Snowhill, and made Snailforts in the snow. a Snailfort is a fort that u can only make in deep snow. u trample out a big middle part and spiral out from it. then u make the walls higher. viola, instant fort!

brb... or not

sry i have 2 go i'll be back on asap. "what does that mean?" "Now, if not sooner." -Mulch Diggums and LEP officer. (From the book Artemis Fowl (Mulch is the one who doesn't know what asap means (he is in a prison cell and Commander Root wants to see him (Root wants Mulch to dig into Fowl Manor (hes doing this cuz Captain Holly Short was kidnapped (during the seige on Artemis Fowl (they later become friends (LOL this is a lot of parenthesis! (one more LOL))))))))) Wow. phew. gotta go now. ttfn!

Ski club

have i told u about ski club before? well i will now in case i havent. everyone in our school who does it gets on a huge fancy bus w/ our ski stuff in the bottom thingy (the Jr. High bus and the Little kid bus, as we call the two buses- for obvious reasons). then we go to Hyland Hills and SKI SKI SKI until like 9:00. oh and we leave right after school- at about 3:30.
so last night my friend and a were skiing together and we wanted to be weird and we were on the bunny hill and we were bored so each of us took off one ski- i took off my right, she took off her left- and we lay our poles down and we put our arms around each others' shoulders and went down the hill that way. IT WAS COOL! and really, really hard to balance. so we kept practicing until we could turn, too. i call it conjoined skiing.

kay im back

kay guys im back from breakfast! with more random stuff! kay so heres something my cousin made up- it's kinda like a rap: Ew! Don't touch that! You don't know where it's been! Word!
yeah isn't it weird? oh and sry 4 not checking my email for like 3 days i've been really busy: last night i had ski club, thursday i had Research Fair, Wednesday i just didn't. but i check it today. so woot woot! hoot hoot! u know if anyone who wasn't exactly my friend (aka who wasn't CD 12, Great K8, Piseces 12, or Me- Rox) they would have exactly no idea what the heck im talking about. cool.

weird, really random stuff

ok so this is a post full of really weird, random stuff (as u might have gathered from the title) So here we go. random stuff.
ok so here's a song that i know that's not really a song but i heart it anyways:
Brown squirrel, brown squirrel, shake- your- bushy- tail.
Brown squirrel, brown squirrel, shake- your- bushy- tail.
Take a little peanut, and SHOVE IT UP YOUR NOSE!
Brown squirrel, brown squirrel, shake- your- bushy- tail.

So that's my brown squirrel song and i cant get the italics thing to turn off and i am going to have breakfast so more later.

29 more!!!

well peeps i have just 29 MORE POSTS TILL MY 200 P PARTY!!!!!

At Piseces' house

kay you've all met Piseces 12. well i have been over to her apartment a few times and here r some things we have done there:

Written "Happy New Year!" in the snow on the tennis court
cleared off a LOT of snow to make an ice rink (also on the tennis court)
made a whirlpool in the hot tub
put silly putty on her brother's fish tank (he got kinda mad about that... :-))
... and many more random things!

In memory of Mo

Mo is... (drum roll please) ... ... ... a CAT!!!!!! he WAS a cat, at least... *sniff sniff* Mo died not that long ago... Mo was not a very smart cat. he chased flashlight beams. he fell in the trash can (while trying to sample dinner). and, most famously, he was drinking water out of the toilet. and then he fell in. but the funniest part? he DIDN'T NOTICE!!! he just fell in and kept drinking!!! now K8 told me all of this so i will get back 2 you with more details on Mo.

ok now...

ok now brace yourself 4 like a LOT of posts in the next like 1/2 hour...

Does research fair + Gandhi= WACKO!!!???

yes. r+G=WACKO!!! cuz that's how my life has been for the past few months. and guess what? IT ALL ENDS TOMORROW!!!!!!!!! NO MORE CRAZY REPORTS!!!! NO MORE BOARDS!!!!! NO MORE SPEECHES!!!!!!!... at least not until science fair next year... heres a poem:

Research Fair is very crazy,
Especially if you are lazy.
Next year we have science fair,
"What is that, and when, and where?"
I'll tell you peeps cuz you don't know,
Science Fair is where we show,
the projects on which we work without fail,
like dropping water balloons from a rail.
Some choose to poison innocent fish-
the fish live in gasoline in a glass dish.
Until that sad day (that comes very soon),
that the fish pass away like deflated balloons.
Some kid who's in my brother's grade,
has 50- some fish now buried in graves...
they all died from living in watery pop,
or salt with a little fresh water on top.
Some die from weed killer, others from oil,
all of it raw- it's not even boiled...

K8

k8 and i email back and fourth a lot. or im.

quotes: the sequel/ game

so yeah... i will type a quote and a scenario in which it might have occurred and see if u can match the quote to the scene.

1. Clydesdales (horses) are the ones with all the fur, right?

2. Cedric Diggory is a hottie!!!

3. I like chicken... I like breaded chicken and Kentucky fried chicken and Mongolian chicken and chicken strips and chicken fingers and sweet n' sour chicken and...

A. 30 second improvised oral reports in English class

B. All the time.

C. Response to our music teacher's comment/ insult.

braces

last thursday my brother got BRACES!!!!! they're green and he says that they hurt a lot. my friend's little sister actually WANTED to get braces- she wanted them cuz her older sister (my friend) got them. a lot of people have them. i dont.

scratch that whole post

that whole last post was a lie. i hate 2 say it, but its true. THIS is my 2nd 2 last post, and after that last (lying) post i had 37 left. 36 now.

i lied

i lied! this is actually my second to last post. i just have to say that after this post i will have... ... ... ... 38 posts left!!!!!!!!

SPAM

do u know what SPAM is? it is a disgusting blend of artificial meats and junk like that. it includes ham. it made my brother throw up. it is disgusting.

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more posts like that later- i need more stuff 2 say. if u have ideas 4 posts PLZ let me know. one more post 4 i go.

hola

hola. holaholaholaholaholaholaholaholaholaholaholaholaholahola.

Hi

Hi. hihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihihi.

hello

Hello. hellohellohellohellohellohellohello.

lotta hi's

ok sry bout this but my next... lotta posts will say hi in different colors and languages.

pizza ranking

kay so here's a ranking of my top 5 pizza places:

5. Buck Hill pizza

4. Sbarro pizza

3. Domino's pizza

2. Punch pizza

1... ... ... ... I'm making u wait 4 it... ... ... ... ... its in the next post, kay!

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so that's the awesome thing.
next post about catholic school's week.

sad stuff

kay here is a list of sad books/ movies:

Bridge to Terebithia
A Walk to Remember
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the Dark Knight is kinda sad...

freaky

kay so when i was in 2nd grade the big thing in our class was the word "freaky". everyone wanted 2 be freaky. it all started one day when someone called our teacher,. Ms. J, freaky as a complement. so freaky was born. that was the best school year ever.

awesome

K8 and Me- Rox would like me 2 put up a post saying that they r awesome. so yeah. here it is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-) (this is purple 4 u, k8)

cats

so cats r the best animals on earth. heres some stuff that cats have done:

jumped in the toilet
jumped in the guinea pigs' cage
knocked over countless things
played the piano (at 5 in the morning)
rolled off my bed (and hit something on the way down)
eaten peanut butter, whipped cream, and frosting
sat on a cake (in a box, luckily)

lots of other stuff, too.

Interview 4: Great K8

Me: How do you feel about Barack Obama becoming president?

K8: I think that it is very exciting that Barack Obama is now President, for three main reasons. Firstly, because he is a democrat, and after not having a democratic president for eight years,our economy has gotten quite bad. If John McCain had become President, he might have had the same views as Bush, and the economy might have just gotten worse. For regular families, that wouldn't be good. FORMER President Bush also started a war. Well, he didn't really start it, but he encouraged it. It was all just a mistake! I don't see why Bush can't just admit his mistake, and withdraw from Iraq. To me, it seemed that he didn't care about all the people who were dying in wars. It seemed that he thought that as long as his family was safe, it didn't matter that other families were devastated. I believe that President Obama will slowly withdraw from Iraq and all the other places that we are warring with. I also think that Obama was a good choice for president because John McCain is a dried up, wrinkled, old prune. (Credit to Pebbles and ME!!!) I just believe that he wouldn't have been a good choice. Finally, President Obama is the first African American President. To summarize Martian Luther King Jr's famous speech, he had a dream that one day everyone of any race, size, color, or nationality would be able to live in peace. His dream is now reality. I promise this is the last thing that I will say. I think Obama made an excellent speech. I liked how he said basically that Bush made false promises and petty mistakes. Even simpler, WE DON"T LIKE BUSH!!! No offense, Republicans. Thank you for taking the time to listen to me.

Me: Wow. That was kinda long. But good reasoning.

Me: If you could change who the vice president is, who would it be?

K8: I would have chosen a few different people, some jokingly. For example, I might have jokingly chosen Sarah Palin, because then I could have said that one of my relatives was vice president. Yes, she seriously is my relative by blood! I also might have chosen me, just for the sake of being on TV and being famous. All in all, I think that President Obama made a good choice with Joe Biden.

Me: Thank you for sharing with us.