caves and climbing

this is about jewel cave and the cave inside it called 'The Big Duh'. how it got it's name: the first people 2 explore the caves were 2 brothers. the younger one got 2 the big duh first and said (becuz it is the biggest cave there) "wow. this is really big." and then his brother comes in and says "DUH." hence, the big duh. now 2 get to the big duh this is what u have to do. wait first, DO YOU WANT TO BE A CAVE EXPLORER? (say yes) good job! thats the first part. so cave explorer person. first u have to crawl through a bunch of tunnels called, THE MISERIES. the miseries r just tall enough that u can crawl through them on your hands and knees. while carrying a flashlight. now after that, do you still want to be a cave explorer? (say yes) good answer! becuz next u go through... the MINI MISERIES! for these you have 2 lie on your stomach and use your hands and feet to pull yourself along!!!! after all that, do you STILL want to be a cave explorer? (say yes) good answer again! and after that, you crawl through the CALORIE CUTTER! u have to lie as flat as u can on your stomach and use your fingers and toes to pull yourself along!!! and after that, you have 5 more hours of climbing until you get 2 the big duh! isn't that fun?