squirrels

well this is a post about... CHEESE! i lied in the title! ok yeah its about squirrels... the next post is about cheese. so here r some squirrel stories!
The Tale of Fatso: One day I was over at Banditrocks33's house after school. We were sitting in her kitchen, eating a snack and looking out the window into her backyard. On her deck there was a bird feeder. A squirrel was trying to get food from that feeder. But it was no ordinary squirrel; it was Fatso, the fat squirrel extraordinaire! And he REALLY wanted the birdseed, so he kept trying until he got it!
The Tale of the Bouncing Squirrel: In their front yard, my neighbors have several bird feeders and two ears of dryish corn hanging from a pole. (The bird feeders were attached to the pole, the corn wasn't.) So a squirrel came up who really wanted that corn (which was about 2 feet off the ground). So he jumped up and grabbed on to the corn and he was hanging there, bouncing, hanging from an ear of corn. I have named him Super Squirrel (because he can jump high and then grab on to and stay on an ear of corn :-)).
The Tale of the Squirrel and the Toast (as told by Banditrocks33): Banditrocks was looking out of the window and a squirrel ran down from a tree. The squirrel ran up to a piece of burnt toast lying in the snow and picked the WHOLE THING UP! Then, toast in mouth, the squirrel climbed ALL THE WAY BACK UP THE TREE with the toast still in its mouth. This squirrel is Super Squirrel- for obvious reasons.