a weird story

so ya heres a weird story written by yours truly about whatever comes into my head as im writing it. so here goes:
one day a doughnut was walking along a street in New Jersey. chestnut trees were falling from the sky, but the doughnut didn't care. he had to go do something. he just didn't know what. as the doughnut walked along, he noticed a hat lying abandoned on the ground. the doughnut felt sorry for that hat, so he put it on and kept going. a few blocks later (there were now strawberries falling from the sky, which was purple with orange spots) he saw a long black overcoat in the street. again he felt sympathetic, and again he put it on. a few minutes later the doughnut heard a scream and a chicken hearing a tutu and a darth vader helmet ran across the street a block ahead of him and was hit by a car and never seen alive again. so sad. at the same time that the doughnut was walking down the street, winnie the pooh was guest- starring on sesame street, and in the middle of the episode, indiana jones lassoed big bird and made him eat pie. then harry potter and voldemort ran in and started making pink flowers appear out of thin air and everyone started eating pizza. by now the doughnut had come to the sesame street theater and everyone knew that he was a doughnut and ate him, but before they finished the ghost of the murdered chicken came in and hit elmo on the head. elmo got mad and started yelling about how everyone hated him and then he tried to jump on top of the chicken and strangle it but sadly he feel through it off of the builing they were all on top of and was caught by a truck full of peanut butter that was heading to pices house cuz she luvs peanut butter and then batman died cuz he got run over by the living mcdonalds and while all that was happening bandit was going crazy obsessing over her sci fair bridges and then a squirrel jumped through her window and stole her bridges and threw them off of the empire state building and they were caught by an albino squirrel which brought them to the great K8 who screamed cuz she hates squirrels and then she ate a cookie and started sending me an email which i haven't gotten yet becuz im busy typing this.