here is a random phrase:
The thing I like best about gummy bears is they can't fight back when you chomp their heads off.
and another:
i iz a pirate. i haz a peg leg.
i called a guy gay.
he goes: i'm not gay
and he hits me with the alligator purse he got at Macy's.
that just goes to show that men should be banned from Macy's.
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