Hi guys this is my 100 post!!!! so celebrate like it's 2009!!!!! i guess it almost is... well good!!! yeah there r one heck of a lot of !!!s!!!! so woot, woot!!!!!! so HOOT HOOT!!!!!!!! and one more thing... from the girls in 2008... the last words i will ever type in 2008...
PARTY ON, DUDES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
99 post!
hi guys this is my 99 post!!! K8 is @ my house and here she is:
hey what's up! I am K8 and I am awesome!!! (That's what she thinks...) As is Pebbles. (That's what she said...) Sometimes. Michael Scott invented that joke. seriously.
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hey what's up! I am K8 and I am awesome!!! (That's what she thinks...) As is Pebbles. (That's what she said...) Sometimes. Michael Scott invented that joke. seriously.
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mistake and 4 more not counting this one+N Y's E!
ok the mistake from the last post is that the bunny is by me- rox, not me. the cat is by me. yeah so four more... here r some Mew Year's fire works! kidding. im not doing those till my 100 post. is like every1 doing a 100 post party? me- rox is a copy turtle (according to her phrase)! kay now i have 2 go do some cleaning but heres what im doing tonight:
K8 comes over... PIZZA PARTY!!!... random stuff... humongo ice cream sundeas... THOSE COMPLETELY AWESOME POPPER THINGIES!!!... more random stuff... playing speed... playing w/ K8's cell phone... yet more random stuff... bugging the heck out of my brother and his friend... my 100 post party... congratulating me- rox on her 100 posts... vow 2 get 900 MORE posts by next year (kidding!)... all this stuff isn't neccesarily in the right order... Bye- bye (4 now...)...
K8 comes over... PIZZA PARTY!!!... random stuff... humongo ice cream sundeas... THOSE COMPLETELY AWESOME POPPER THINGIES!!!... more random stuff... playing speed... playing w/ K8's cell phone... yet more random stuff... bugging the heck out of my brother and his friend... my 100 post party... congratulating me- rox on her 100 posts... vow 2 get 900 MORE posts by next year (kidding!)... all this stuff isn't neccesarily in the right order... Bye- bye (4 now...)...
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
6 more!!!!! (which is more than me- rox has)
yeah so i need 6 more... here r some cool thingies:
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poll results: THE SEQUEL
so here r my poll results from the last few polls:
most people get up from 4:00-5:00 on Christmas morning. K8 and Me- Rox win prizes because they participated in the contest!
also u guys (well most of u) were right story one was true.
now im going 2 explain that WEIRD story poll that i did a long time ago asking u which one of the 3 things actually happened 2 me. if u don't remember it, click here. heres the first one:
We were on a field trip to the zoo in third grade. there was a tidepool where u could reach over and touch stuff like starfish and sea anemone. i leaned over too far and fell in. so humiliating!!!
second one:
my girl scout troup went to sleep over at one girl's cabin in third grade (im pretty sure). according to a kind of legend, a wall in one of the upstairs rooms could talk. so, of course, we wanted to try it out for ourselves. we went up there and asked it what its name was... and it answered! or so we thought. we were ecstatic... at least until we found out it was actually one of the moms talking through a pipe.
third:
(third grade again :-)) our troup (girl scouts) slept over at a natural history museum. a bunch of other troupes were there too, and we all slept in the same room. our troupe slept next to a stuffed bear. we went to sleep, but in the middle of the night we heard a really loud growling. we thought the bear had come alive!!! it hadn't. one of the other troupe leaders was snoring. go figure.
most people get up from 4:00-5:00 on Christmas morning. K8 and Me- Rox win prizes because they participated in the contest!
also u guys (well most of u) were right story one was true.
now im going 2 explain that WEIRD story poll that i did a long time ago asking u which one of the 3 things actually happened 2 me. if u don't remember it, click here. heres the first one:
We were on a field trip to the zoo in third grade. there was a tidepool where u could reach over and touch stuff like starfish and sea anemone. i leaned over too far and fell in. so humiliating!!!
second one:
my girl scout troup went to sleep over at one girl's cabin in third grade (im pretty sure). according to a kind of legend, a wall in one of the upstairs rooms could talk. so, of course, we wanted to try it out for ourselves. we went up there and asked it what its name was... and it answered! or so we thought. we were ecstatic... at least until we found out it was actually one of the moms talking through a pipe.
third:
(third grade again :-)) our troup (girl scouts) slept over at a natural history museum. a bunch of other troupes were there too, and we all slept in the same room. our troupe slept next to a stuffed bear. we went to sleep, but in the middle of the night we heard a really loud growling. we thought the bear had come alive!!! it hadn't. one of the other troupe leaders was snoring. go figure.
Monday, December 29, 2008
good times with K8 the Great
for those of u who didn't know me- rox has a cousin named K8. K8 and i have been friends since we were 3 and in preschool!!! here r some memories of good times with her...
McSkillets... the ICE- olation chamber... K8's cell phone (in particular the voice recordings on it)... Speed... New Year's Eve... Viva Pinata!... Angel Pizza... Kitty City... actually Hello Kitty in general... making it rain with paint- covered chalk... Roller Coaster Tycoon... the Cat of the Month... K8 was afraid of my guinea pigs (Snow (Snowball Bodacious) and Scramble (Scramble Bamble))...and the pinical of our existance...ANNIE'S WHITE CHEDDAR SHELL MACARONI AND CHEESE!!! those r some- i repeat: SOME of my memories. good times. (this PURPLE (K8's fav color) post is dedicated 2 K8 (the sometimes not- so - great (Ha ha K8 is great (but sometimes she is kinda weird (actually she's weird most of the time (don't tell her i said that))))))
McSkillets... the ICE- olation chamber... K8's cell phone (in particular the voice recordings on it)... Speed... New Year's Eve... Viva Pinata!... Angel Pizza... Kitty City... actually Hello Kitty in general... making it rain with paint- covered chalk... Roller Coaster Tycoon... the Cat of the Month... K8 was afraid of my guinea pigs (Snow (Snowball Bodacious) and Scramble (Scramble Bamble))...and the pinical of our existance...ANNIE'S WHITE CHEDDAR SHELL MACARONI AND CHEESE!!! those r some- i repeat: SOME of my memories. good times. (this PURPLE (K8's fav color) post is dedicated 2 K8 (the sometimes not- so - great (Ha ha K8 is great (but sometimes she is kinda weird (actually she's weird most of the time (don't tell her i said that))))))
Sunday, December 28, 2008
Miffy, Biffy, Play Dough, Scooby, and Saphire
Miffy, Biffy, Play Dough, Scooby, and Sapphire are the cats i have been taking care of for the past few days. Miffy and Biffy are younger and the other cats are older (and fatter). Miffy is completely white, and very energetic and friendly. She greets my brother and me every time we come to feed them. Biffy is fluffy and dark gray and is also energetic. Play Dough (WALKER WAS HERE) that was annoying and unintentional. i promise u he will pay 4 that! but anyways play dough and Scooby are overweight (to say the least). Sapphire is all black and cute and quiet and shy.
Thursday, December 25, 2008
Christmas post
Merry Christmas. Or , if u aren't christian, happy holidays! so heres some of the stuff i got:
DDR (Dance Dance Revelution) for Wii
a bunch of Warriors books
slipper socks
a new backpack for my ski stuff
an action replay
the tales of Beadle the Bard
Heres some of the stuff i did:
fed some angry kitties bio hazard cat food
sat in an outdoor hot tub
watched (from the hot tub) my brother and my cousin lay down in the snow (in their swimsuits)
read
I also got Brsinger, the new book in the Eragon series
DDR (Dance Dance Revelution) for Wii
a bunch of Warriors books
slipper socks
a new backpack for my ski stuff
an action replay
the tales of Beadle the Bard
Heres some of the stuff i did:
fed some angry kitties bio hazard cat food
sat in an outdoor hot tub
watched (from the hot tub) my brother and my cousin lay down in the snow (in their swimsuits)
read
I also got Brsinger, the new book in the Eragon series
Monday, December 22, 2008
IN ME-ROX'S FACE!!!
Pebbles would like to brag to Me- rox that while Me- Rox needs only 14 more posts, after this one I will need only... what's this, Me- Rox!!! 11 more! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! sorry about that, but i felt it was necessary. by the way, i get to serve CRISTMAS EVE MASS!! that's kinda a big deal. oh, and sorry that the last post rhymed so much.
Yeah, all of my posts are green or red. i know. EVER HEARD OF THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT, PEOPLE?!
Yeah, all of my posts are green or red. i know. EVER HEARD OF THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT, PEOPLE?!
something to say...
Here is something I have to say,
It has to do with the next Thursday,
It's one of my favorite times of the year,
full of glad tidings and holiday cheer!
(Not to mention the eight reigndeer!)
Can you guess it! Didn't think so. Well here it goes...
I'll tell you on Thursday. (That's not it, by the way)
It has to do with the next Thursday,
It's one of my favorite times of the year,
full of glad tidings and holiday cheer!
(Not to mention the eight reigndeer!)
Can you guess it! Didn't think so. Well here it goes...
I'll tell you on Thursday. (That's not it, by the way)
PLEASE!!!
can you guys PPPPLLLLEEEEAAAASSSSEEEE!!!!!!!!! participate in my contest this time!?!? YOU NEVER DO!!!!!
another REGULAR poll
kay guys heres the deal: i have another contest! heres what u have to do:
1. take my new poll
2. comment and tell me why
3. wait for me to get a prize to you!
(3 might take a while cause i will have to get it to (probably) me- rox's cousin k8, and then to me- rox (probably), and then to whichever of me- rox or me- rox's friends wins. if i don't know you AT ALL or you're one of my friends from school i will get it to you some other way.)
1. take my new poll
2. comment and tell me why
3. wait for me to get a prize to you!
(3 might take a while cause i will have to get it to (probably) me- rox's cousin k8, and then to me- rox (probably), and then to whichever of me- rox or me- rox's friends wins. if i don't know you AT ALL or you're one of my friends from school i will get it to you some other way.)
CHRISTMAS!!!
everybody luvs CHRISTMAS!!!! even me. so that's why this really weird post is in CHRISTMAS!!! colors. we have a CHRISTMAS!!! tree and ornaments to put on that CHRISTMAS!!! tree. we have CHRISTMAS!!! cookies and i can play CHRISTMAS!!! carols on the piano.
the true anonymous
for the last several weeks i have been going on to me- rox's blog and commenting under the name, "anonymous". it started out when me- rox said that i would win a prize from a contest, but i could NOT submit ideas for it. i wanted to anyways, so i decided to call myself anonymous and suggest that i get a dollar. hence, anonymous was born. i was having sooooo much fun fooling you guys that i decided not to tell you who i was. i couldn't believe it when me- rox couldn't figure it out! but now the secret is out... and anyone who decides to copy me will PAY!!!!! Metaphorically or literally? Ecxactly. that's my next contest- tell me where that's from! Adios!
Sunday, December 21, 2008
announcment from anonymous
anonymous would like me to tell you that he/she will be revealing his/her identity in a comment under the post titled "contest" and me-rox's blog. unsure what time.
the truth about sardines
Here is the sad, sad truth about sardines:
They are not a type of fish. sardines only become sardines after being put in a can. isn't it sad?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
They are not a type of fish. sardines only become sardines after being put in a can. isn't it sad?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
cont. more
maids a milking= eight beatitudes
ladies dancing= nine fruits of the Holy Spirit
lords a leaping= ten commandments
pipers piping= eleven FAITHFUL disciples
drummers drumming= twelve points of belief in the Apostle's Creed
hope u enjoyed this!
ladies dancing= nine fruits of the Holy Spirit
lords a leaping= ten commandments
pipers piping= eleven FAITHFUL disciples
drummers drumming= twelve points of belief in the Apostle's Creed
hope u enjoyed this!
cont.
calling birds=four gospels
golden rings= Torah
geese a laying= six days of creation
swans a swimming= seven gifts of the Holy Spirit
...more to come!
golden rings= Torah
geese a laying= six days of creation
swans a swimming= seven gifts of the Holy Spirit
...more to come!
TRUE meaning of the last post
true christian meaning:
Partridge in a pear tree= Jesus
two turtle doves=old and new testaments
three french hens=faith, hope, love
more to come!!!!
Partridge in a pear tree= Jesus
two turtle doves=old and new testaments
three french hens=faith, hope, love
more to come!!!!
The 12 Days of Christmas
i bet you all know the song The 12 Days of Christmas. if u don't, here it is;
on the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a partridge in a pear tree.
on the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.
on the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me three french hens...
on the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me four calling birds...
on the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!...
...sixth...six geese- a - laying...
...seventh...seven swans-a- swimming...
...eighth... eight maids- a- milking...
...ninth...nine ladies dancing...
...tenth...ten lords- a- leaping...
...eleventh... eleven pipers piping...
...twelfth... twelve drummers drumming
eleven pipers piping,
ten lords- a-leaping,
nine ladies dancing,
eight maids- a- milking,
seven swans- a-swimming,
six geese- a- laying,
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!!!
four calling birds,
three french hens,
two turtle doves,
and a partridge in a pear tree!
But u don't know the REAL meaning, so... read my next post!
on the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me a partridge in a pear tree.
on the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.
on the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me three french hens...
on the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me four calling birds...
on the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!...
...sixth...six geese- a - laying...
...seventh...seven swans-a- swimming...
...eighth... eight maids- a- milking...
...ninth...nine ladies dancing...
...tenth...ten lords- a- leaping...
...eleventh... eleven pipers piping...
...twelfth... twelve drummers drumming
eleven pipers piping,
ten lords- a-leaping,
nine ladies dancing,
eight maids- a- milking,
seven swans- a-swimming,
six geese- a- laying,
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!!!
four calling birds,
three french hens,
two turtle doves,
and a partridge in a pear tree!
But u don't know the REAL meaning, so... read my next post!
Thursday, December 18, 2008
dumb kitty
welcome to the world of Vader. last night he jumped in my guinea pigs' cage. one of them came out to sniff him, but he scared her away. then she and my other guinea pig came out of hiding and started sniffing him again. he started slowly backing into the corner. he kept getting nervouser and nervouser until he finally jumped out of the cage.
metaphorical
metaphor. metaphorical. metaphorically. these are a few of my favorite things. i also like the word confuzzled.
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
every body...
everybody loves kung- fu fighting! Those kicks were fast as lightning! In fact it was a little bit frightning... but they faught with expert timing.
Sorry about that. hey today in social studies we kept going on something that we worked on last night about Egypt. i was the Pharaoh from our class. all the boys were saying they were going to rebel against me. like they could!
Sorry about that. hey today in social studies we kept going on something that we worked on last night about Egypt. i was the Pharaoh from our class. all the boys were saying they were going to rebel against me. like they could!
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
piano
i just got back from piano lessons. it took me an HOUR to get there because of all the snow. how much do we have now? 4 inches? 5? one of the teachers at my school is leaving on Friday. there's a prayer service tomorrow for her. she's been teaching for 52 years! 52! here's a song we are singing for her: (to the tune of "Go tell it on the Mountain")
Go tell it on the mountain, over the hills and everywhere. Go tell it on the mountain, that we love Sister Pauline!
While kids are learning numbers, and better words each day, she's watching over you to make sure that you pray.
Refrain
She teaches us Thinkers, she helps our minds to grow, she's oohh sooo wise, she taught us all we know.
Refrain
Solo by Pieces 12
Refrain
Go tell it on the mountain, over the hills and everywhere. Go tell it on the mountain, that we love Sister Pauline!
While kids are learning numbers, and better words each day, she's watching over you to make sure that you pray.
Refrain
She teaches us Thinkers, she helps our minds to grow, she's oohh sooo wise, she taught us all we know.
Refrain
Solo by Pieces 12
Refrain
again.
my next posts will...
have one sentance each
tell you a story
will be in Spanish
will be every other, meaning the first one is spoken by person one, then person two, then one...
have one sentance each
tell you a story
will be in Spanish
will be every other, meaning the first one is spoken by person one, then person two, then one...
songs now
kay so it's the same deal cept w/ my fav songs! or verses from songs. by the way... Me- rox, who is that anonymous person on your blog?
DI song:
(to the tune of the Adams family)
I am the king!
He is the king!
He is the king, he is the king, he is the king!
The king he wears a big crown,
Sir Hiss sleeps upon the ground,
He tries to catch Robin Hood
Who lives down n the wood!
Pollito chicken
Pollito, chicken, gallina hen,
lapiz pencil, y pluma pen,
ventana window, y puerta door,
miestra teacher, y piso floor.
Mi abuelita, that's Spanish for grandma,
she could cook and sing at the same time.
She new my Spanish was just so-so so so
she taught me this rhyme!
(Repeat chorus)
DI song:
(to the tune of the Adams family)
I am the king!
He is the king!
He is the king, he is the king, he is the king!
The king he wears a big crown,
Sir Hiss sleeps upon the ground,
He tries to catch Robin Hood
Who lives down n the wood!
Pollito chicken
Pollito, chicken, gallina hen,
lapiz pencil, y pluma pen,
ventana window, y puerta door,
miestra teacher, y piso floor.
Mi abuelita, that's Spanish for grandma,
she could cook and sing at the same time.
She new my Spanish was just so-so so so
she taught me this rhyme!
(Repeat chorus)
Okay guys...
Okay guys... here's some of my fav words and phrases:
confuzzled
arachnaphobia
apt
concur
Aye! Neigh! Aye! Neigh!
La pulpo
Pebbles drag your FAT butt out of there NOW! Fat lazy cat...
Persons who reside in crystalline domiciles should refrain from hurling monolithic substances.
crystalline
domiciles
monolithic
confuzzled
arachnaphobia
apt
concur
Aye! Neigh! Aye! Neigh!
La pulpo
Pebbles drag your FAT butt out of there NOW! Fat lazy cat...
Persons who reside in crystalline domiciles should refrain from hurling monolithic substances.
crystalline
domiciles
monolithic
Monday, December 15, 2008
Christmas poll
Hi! O.K. now so tell me which one of these is true NOW?!?!?.....????!!!!!....,,,,.."""":::)))(((
1. When i was 6, my cousins were over for Christmas. I had asked Sana for a life- size barbie doll. I was going down the stairs when my cousin came up to me and said "There's a big pakage for you downstairs!" so down i went, only to discover that it was merely a Barbie car.
2. When i was 6, i woke up on Christmas morning and ran downstairs. then i heard someone moving... Santa! i thought. so i crept cautiously into the living room... and there stood... my cat. he was standing on top of a huge stack of presents, and he was leaping from gift to gift. i laughed until i cried!
1. When i was 6, my cousins were over for Christmas. I had asked Sana for a life- size barbie doll. I was going down the stairs when my cousin came up to me and said "There's a big pakage for you downstairs!" so down i went, only to discover that it was merely a Barbie car.
2. When i was 6, i woke up on Christmas morning and ran downstairs. then i heard someone moving... Santa! i thought. so i crept cautiously into the living room... and there stood... my cat. he was standing on top of a huge stack of presents, and he was leaping from gift to gift. i laughed until i cried!
From now on...
From now on i will only do longer posts, like this one. no more one-wordies. by the way...i have a new word of the day. it is i THINK only used in Harry Potters 1 and 6. There is a clue on my profile:
Hi! This blog is about me. i luv cats and books and music. i hate spiders and ham and when my friends fight.
Hi! This blog is about me. i luv cats and books and music. i hate spiders and ham and when my friends fight.
Sorry
Sorry about all those hi's guys. i was getting desperate to make my 99 goal by New Year's Eve.
Sunday, December 14, 2008
19 words
lines from the songs which are not necessarily my FAVORITE songs but i really like them so there you
18 word
what's it like in New York City... more to me than anyone... I'll always turn the... those are
Randomness!
Kay. So 3 guys (J.J., Ait. Flo., and The Mighty Goldfish Killer) are sitting by the wall at reccess. J.J. is holding a canister. suddenly he sprays it all over Ait. Flo.'s face, who jumps up and screams; "You idiot! I could freakin' DIE!" This is a true story, by the way.
And now i am going to tell u what i am going to do:
try 2 get 99 posts by New Year's Eve! Try to win the little contest i'm doing and u win!
And now i am going to tell u what i am going to do:
try 2 get 99 posts by New Year's Eve! Try to win the little contest i'm doing and u win!
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
People
hey guys here is my phrase of the day:
-Are you O.K.?
-No! gosh dangit! You broke my flippin' hand!
My friend likes to say:
Another day, another disappointment.
I added on to it, "Welcome to my world."
Kinda stupid, huh?
Hey people, my next contest is this:
Guess what i want 4 Christmas!
if u win u will get, like, maybe 2 dollars. Probably just one... or maybe zero. but enter it anyways.
Clue: It's a book in a series, number 14, I think.
It is about animals, living by nature's sink.
-Are you O.K.?
-No! gosh dangit! You broke my flippin' hand!
My friend likes to say:
Another day, another disappointment.
I added on to it, "Welcome to my world."
Kinda stupid, huh?
Hey people, my next contest is this:
Guess what i want 4 Christmas!
if u win u will get, like, maybe 2 dollars. Probably just one... or maybe zero. but enter it anyways.
Clue: It's a book in a series, number 14, I think.
It is about animals, living by nature's sink.
Saturday, December 6, 2008
chiken farming
Hi guys. so i was listening to the radio the other day and they were talking about chiken farming. now i am going to say what i would say if i were on snl:
Last Sunday on the radio they talked about chicken farming. COME ON!!!! Christmas is coming up, the country is teetering on the brink of another Great Depression, the first black president EVER in the U.S. will be sworn in in Janurary, and the auto industry is collapsing around their soggy, oatmeal- stuffed heads, and they talk about CHICKEN FARMING!!!!! SERIOUSLY PEOPLE!!!! Get with the picture here!!!!!
Last Sunday on the radio they talked about chicken farming. COME ON!!!! Christmas is coming up, the country is teetering on the brink of another Great Depression, the first black president EVER in the U.S. will be sworn in in Janurary, and the auto industry is collapsing around their soggy, oatmeal- stuffed heads, and they talk about CHICKEN FARMING!!!!! SERIOUSLY PEOPLE!!!! Get with the picture here!!!!!
Saturday, November 29, 2008
35
Today i a, going to talk about one sad thing, two contests, and three words/ phrases.
-Yeah, this is only my 35th post. *sniff... sniff* (that's the sad thing)
-guess my word of the day with the help of three clues:
~It has to do with trees
~It is a type of scientific dating
~the last three syllables are ol-o-gy
-Person 1: Hello. are you waiting... for de bus?
Person 2: Uh, yes, I am , actually.
P1: I notice... you aren't wearing any... GALOSHES.
P2: Uh, no, I'm not, it's sunny out-
P1: I'm wearing GALOSHES.
P2: Mmmhhm.
P1: Did you read the paper today?
P2: Uh, no, I didn't-
P1: Did you read the article about the... ESKIMOS?
P2: no...
P1: Well de article was SAYing, that the eskimos eat the fat, from the whale. Do you know what that's called?
P2:No, I-
P1: BLUBBER!
-I like the word, "bibliophile"
-Por que te gusta ella?
te gusta ella porque esta hablandan
I f you can translate that phrase you win a prize.
-Yeah, this is only my 35th post. *sniff... sniff* (that's the sad thing)
-guess my word of the day with the help of three clues:
~It has to do with trees
~It is a type of scientific dating
~the last three syllables are ol-o-gy
-Person 1: Hello. are you waiting... for de bus?
Person 2: Uh, yes, I am , actually.
P1: I notice... you aren't wearing any... GALOSHES.
P2: Uh, no, I'm not, it's sunny out-
P1: I'm wearing GALOSHES.
P2: Mmmhhm.
P1: Did you read the paper today?
P2: Uh, no, I didn't-
P1: Did you read the article about the... ESKIMOS?
P2: no...
P1: Well de article was SAYing, that the eskimos eat the fat, from the whale. Do you know what that's called?
P2:No, I-
P1: BLUBBER!
-I like the word, "bibliophile"
-Por que te gusta ella?
te gusta ella porque esta hablandan
I f you can translate that phrase you win a prize.
Friday, November 28, 2008
personality quiz
Hi guys! i came up with a personality quiz. i am phycik, and this qiz will tell me about your personality! So comment on this post and tell me one of these instuments:
Flute
Clarinet
Trumpet
Saxophone
Percussion
in a few days i will tell u what the instrument u picked means for YOU!
gotta go eat breakfast now. Bye!
Flute
Clarinet
Trumpet
Saxophone
Percussion
in a few days i will tell u what the instrument u picked means for YOU!
gotta go eat breakfast now. Bye!
Wednesday, November 26, 2008
poems (ie...)
Here r some funny poems (or so say i!):
CATS:
I love cats,
Pebbles is cool,
I want to push
K8 in the pool!
MY CATS:
Pebbles he likes chocolate doughnuts,
But if Vader sees cream he'll say,"Oh, nuts!"
He's so scared of it,
He would jump in a pit,
And get hit on the head by some walnuts!
GUINEA PIGS:
I have 2 guinea pigs
named Snow and Scramble,
their nicknames are Snowy Bo
and Scramble Bamble,
their favorite activity
is eating all day,
they like to eat lettuce and timothy hay.
CATS:
I love cats,
Pebbles is cool,
I want to push
K8 in the pool!
MY CATS:
Pebbles he likes chocolate doughnuts,
But if Vader sees cream he'll say,"Oh, nuts!"
He's so scared of it,
He would jump in a pit,
And get hit on the head by some walnuts!
GUINEA PIGS:
I have 2 guinea pigs
named Snow and Scramble,
their nicknames are Snowy Bo
and Scramble Bamble,
their favorite activity
is eating all day,
they like to eat lettuce and timothy hay.
iphone and contest
hi. heyguysguesswhatheyguysguesswhatheyguysguesswhat! what? my dad got an iPhone! a real actual iPhone! it does SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much stuff! there is this thing called Schzam! and if u play music into it it identifies and starts playing the song IN LESS THAT 5 SECONDS! jealous? i thought u might be. now onto the contest. u will have ecxactly ONE WEEK to come up with a FUNNY POEM and PUT IT IN A COMMENT. i will pick the TOP TWO POEMS and DISPLAY them. then i will PUT UP A POLL so u can VOTE ON YOUR FAVORITE ONE. the WINNER CAN COMMENT and TELL ME ANYTHING and i will POST ABOUT IT. there. i have capsed the most important parts. read all of it anyways, or u might miss something.
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
POLL RESULTS
I HAVE DECIDED THAT THIS POST WILL BE IN ALL CAPS. SO I'M FINALLY GOING TO TELL U (IF U HAVEN'T FIGURED IT OUT ALREADY) THE RESULTS OF ALL THE POLLS THAT WERE UP A SECOND AGO! THE RESULTS ARE IN... (DRUM ROLL PLEASE)
DO U LIKE CHEESE?
YES:8
NO:0
WHAT IS CHEESE?:2 (OH HA HA VERY FUNNY)
WHICH STORY IS TRUE NOW?
1:2
2:0
3:1
1&2:1
1&3:0
2&3:2
NONE:0
ALL:3
IF U SAID NONE OF THEM... U WERE WRONG! ALL OF THEM WERE TRUE!
WHICH STORY IS TRUE?
1:0
2:0
3:3
NONE:2
WHAT SHOULD I DO A POST ABOUT?
THE OFFICE:10
MYTHBUSTERS:0
DEATH CLOCK:0
MORE JOKES:1
ALL OF THE ABOVE:5
NONE OF THE ABOVE:0
SO ALL IN ALL, MOST PEOPLE LIKE CHEESE, THINK I FELL IN A TIDE POOL, GOT WOKEN UP BY A BEAR, TALKED TO A WALL, AND SHOULD DO A POST ABOUT THE OFFICE. WOW U PEOPLE ARE CRAZY. JK, JK.
DO U LIKE CHEESE?
YES:8
NO:0
WHAT IS CHEESE?:2 (OH HA HA VERY FUNNY)
WHICH STORY IS TRUE NOW?
1:2
2:0
3:1
1&2:1
1&3:0
2&3:2
NONE:0
ALL:3
IF U SAID NONE OF THEM... U WERE WRONG! ALL OF THEM WERE TRUE!
WHICH STORY IS TRUE?
1:0
2:0
3:3
NONE:2
WHAT SHOULD I DO A POST ABOUT?
THE OFFICE:10
MYTHBUSTERS:0
DEATH CLOCK:0
MORE JOKES:1
ALL OF THE ABOVE:5
NONE OF THE ABOVE:0
SO ALL IN ALL, MOST PEOPLE LIKE CHEESE, THINK I FELL IN A TIDE POOL, GOT WOKEN UP BY A BEAR, TALKED TO A WALL, AND SHOULD DO A POST ABOUT THE OFFICE. WOW U PEOPLE ARE CRAZY. JK, JK.
Cayan cookies and a whole lotta flour
Hi. Hey today i am baking cookies! i am making them 4 Thanksgiving. but i am also making them so my dad can take them to work with him tomorrow. but there is a secret about 5 of these "regular" cookies. u see, 5 of these "REGULAR" cookies have cayan powder in the centers. cayan is a VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY SPICY kind of pepper. these SPECIAL COOKIES have a large quantity of cayan powder in their centers. i had to use a WHOLE LOTTA FLOUR so that the cookies wouldn't stick to the ROLLING PIN! LOL!
Bye bye now.
P.S. Isn't this post COLORFUL?
Bye bye now.
P.S. Isn't this post COLORFUL?
Monday, November 24, 2008
spider, spider (alternate ending to the alternate ending)
As soon as I saw the spider, I knew I couldn't fight. So I ran, ran harder and faster than I ever had in my life. But too fast, because soon I was falling, falling down a hill. I heard a dull thunking sound, that I thought might have been my head hitting a rock. I couldn't be sure, because I didn't feel feel and pain. Not now. Just soft waves of blackness lapping gently against my broken form, then fading away again, like the tide, and gradually my conciseness slipped out with them.
The next thing I was conscious of was lying on a firm mattress, swathed in heated blankets and with a hard little pillow under my head. There were people talking, too. I caught phrases like, "Too late," and " maximum of 24 hours to live," and "sorry for your loss". My chest constricting with panic, I realized that they were talking about me. "But I'm not dead yet!" I wanted to cry out. But before I could, I heard a worse sound then the lethal phrases referring to me; sobbing. Horrible, heart- breaking, shameless sobbing. My mother's sobbing. My mother's tears. My mother's tears for me.
So I opened my eyes and whispered as loud as I could- which was still not very audible- "Don't worry about me." My mom looked up, the tears still streaming down her face. "Maybe I will die," I continued, "But I'll still be with you." My mother smiled, and as she did, years of pain and grief and stress seemed to wash away from her heart, right before my eyes. As she smiled, I closed my eyes once, I closed them forever in eternal sleep.
So how am I I able to type this if I'm dead? Heaven has computers, you know!
The next thing I was conscious of was lying on a firm mattress, swathed in heated blankets and with a hard little pillow under my head. There were people talking, too. I caught phrases like, "Too late," and " maximum of 24 hours to live," and "sorry for your loss". My chest constricting with panic, I realized that they were talking about me. "But I'm not dead yet!" I wanted to cry out. But before I could, I heard a worse sound then the lethal phrases referring to me; sobbing. Horrible, heart- breaking, shameless sobbing. My mother's sobbing. My mother's tears. My mother's tears for me.
So I opened my eyes and whispered as loud as I could- which was still not very audible- "Don't worry about me." My mom looked up, the tears still streaming down her face. "Maybe I will die," I continued, "But I'll still be with you." My mother smiled, and as she did, years of pain and grief and stress seemed to wash away from her heart, right before my eyes. As she smiled, I closed my eyes once, I closed them forever in eternal sleep.
So how am I I able to type this if I'm dead? Heaven has computers, you know!
i'm scolding someone out there!
Hi. hey, who keeps saying that every single post (well, almost) i do is funny?!
Thursday, November 20, 2008
hi again.
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Hi. Sorry i am bored. but now i have to go do my homework.
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Hi. Sorry i am bored. but now i have to go do my homework.
hi.
u know im really starting to run out of things to talk about. except... today in computer class we did this thing called Audacity. it lets u make a podcast. heres how it went:
Hi. My name is... and this is one of my favorite songs. it's called Skyway Avenue and it's by We the Kings. Enjoy!
(Skyway Avenue plays)
thanks for listening, that was Skyway Avenue by We the Kings. So... bye. Oh, and by the way, if you can, come to my blog at vader605.blogspot.com
(Pink Panther Theme Plays and gets suddenly cut off)
Sorry. Bye. For real, now.
Hi. My name is... and this is one of my favorite songs. it's called Skyway Avenue and it's by We the Kings. Enjoy!
(Skyway Avenue plays)
thanks for listening, that was Skyway Avenue by We the Kings. So... bye. Oh, and by the way, if you can, come to my blog at vader605.blogspot.com
(Pink Panther Theme Plays and gets suddenly cut off)
Sorry. Bye. For real, now.
spider spider (alternate ending)
Spider, Spider
By Maddie Lee
I decided that I would take a walk through the woods. Time in them always brought peace and order to my mind. I set off, but before long I decided to stop and rest in my favorite spot. It was a large space in between the roots of a huge, ancient oak tree. I sat down a gazed up at the sky through the leafy branches. Dappled sunlight fell through it, speckling the ground with patches of light. Soon I was dozing off again…
I was back in the field. The moon, the air, everything was the same, except… I knew what was going to happen. So I crouched in the shadows, hidden from view. After what seemed like an eternity, it emerged from the murky darkness. I didn’t really have a plan. I was simply going to try and try until it was dead. I had taken a self- defense class when I was younger. The ginormous monster was advancing slowly, menacingly. Wait for it… wait for it… I told myself. Finally… NOW! I sprang forwards out of the undergrowth. It made a clicking sound- it sounded angry to me- and raised one leg to squash me. Quick as I could, I ducked my head between my knees and rolled for all I was worth. I hurled myself upwards just as I was under its lifted leg. I reached out and grabbed forwards, gripping the leg tightly with both hands. But it didn’t seem to notice. It just kept on lifting its foot…Towards its mouth!
As I screamed in terror, my journey continued. Suddenly, it reached out with its pincers and took hold of my leg. I could hear my bones cracking, and the horrible, sloppy, ripping sound of flesh being torn apart. I instinctively kicked out with my good leg, and I caught it square in one of its horrible glassy eyes. The good news; it dropped me. The bad news; it really hurt! But I got up on my good leg, and grabbed a tree branch that was lying on the ground nearby. I ran underneath its stomach and jabbed upwards with my branch. A square hit! Disgusting, viscous blood poured out of the open wound. It let out a piteous moaning sound, teetered once or twice, and collapsed on its side. Finally it was dead. But my leg hurt so much! I lay back on the grass… wake up! Wake up! I told myself. Finally I did…
I was still in the forest. But there was something wrong. I felt a pain, a sharp, harsh pain in my left leg. Then I realized what it must mean. I looked down at my leg. It was bloody and mangled, and completely wrecked. But the fight with the spider hadn’t been real… or had it? But even though the spider was an interesting conundrum, I had more pressing problems. Namely, my leg. I gingerly stood up, careful to keep all of my weight on my right leg. Hurt like heck, but I couldn’t just sit there. I closed my eyes, wanting to black out from the pain...
back to regular ending.
By Maddie Lee
I decided that I would take a walk through the woods. Time in them always brought peace and order to my mind. I set off, but before long I decided to stop and rest in my favorite spot. It was a large space in between the roots of a huge, ancient oak tree. I sat down a gazed up at the sky through the leafy branches. Dappled sunlight fell through it, speckling the ground with patches of light. Soon I was dozing off again…
I was back in the field. The moon, the air, everything was the same, except… I knew what was going to happen. So I crouched in the shadows, hidden from view. After what seemed like an eternity, it emerged from the murky darkness. I didn’t really have a plan. I was simply going to try and try until it was dead. I had taken a self- defense class when I was younger. The ginormous monster was advancing slowly, menacingly. Wait for it… wait for it… I told myself. Finally… NOW! I sprang forwards out of the undergrowth. It made a clicking sound- it sounded angry to me- and raised one leg to squash me. Quick as I could, I ducked my head between my knees and rolled for all I was worth. I hurled myself upwards just as I was under its lifted leg. I reached out and grabbed forwards, gripping the leg tightly with both hands. But it didn’t seem to notice. It just kept on lifting its foot…Towards its mouth!
As I screamed in terror, my journey continued. Suddenly, it reached out with its pincers and took hold of my leg. I could hear my bones cracking, and the horrible, sloppy, ripping sound of flesh being torn apart. I instinctively kicked out with my good leg, and I caught it square in one of its horrible glassy eyes. The good news; it dropped me. The bad news; it really hurt! But I got up on my good leg, and grabbed a tree branch that was lying on the ground nearby. I ran underneath its stomach and jabbed upwards with my branch. A square hit! Disgusting, viscous blood poured out of the open wound. It let out a piteous moaning sound, teetered once or twice, and collapsed on its side. Finally it was dead. But my leg hurt so much! I lay back on the grass… wake up! Wake up! I told myself. Finally I did…
I was still in the forest. But there was something wrong. I felt a pain, a sharp, harsh pain in my left leg. Then I realized what it must mean. I looked down at my leg. It was bloody and mangled, and completely wrecked. But the fight with the spider hadn’t been real… or had it? But even though the spider was an interesting conundrum, I had more pressing problems. Namely, my leg. I gingerly stood up, careful to keep all of my weight on my right leg. Hurt like heck, but I couldn’t just sit there. I closed my eyes, wanting to black out from the pain...
back to regular ending.
Tuesday, November 18, 2008
intro to Mumble12
Hi. heres a... welll... heres Mumble12 (Sio. Jud.) :
i like cheese. do u like cheese? my favorite type of cheese is pepperjack . i also like roller coasters. here is a poem:
i like something.
i like cheese.
i like pepperjack
but no one told u that.
Mumble12 signing out.
i like cheese. do u like cheese? my favorite type of cheese is pepperjack . i also like roller coasters. here is a poem:
i like something.
i like cheese.
i like pepperjack
but no one told u that.
Mumble12 signing out.
Saturday, November 15, 2008
Quotes
some quotes...
Pebbles drag your fat butt out of there NOW! Fat lazy cat...
~PebblesML15
Life sucks. And then you die.
~Anonymous
A rose by any other name would likely be called 'Deadly thorn bearing assault vegetation'
~6th Grade Planner
If at first you don't succeed... destroy all evidence that you tried.
~6th Grade Planner
Person one: I sit here pondering the mysteries of life...
Person two: What are those?
Person one: That's one of them.
~Wal. Lee.
Pebbles drag your fat butt out of there NOW! Fat lazy cat...
~PebblesML15
Life sucks. And then you die.
~Anonymous
A rose by any other name would likely be called 'Deadly thorn bearing assault vegetation'
~6th Grade Planner
If at first you don't succeed... destroy all evidence that you tried.
~6th Grade Planner
Person one: I sit here pondering the mysteries of life...
Person two: What are those?
Person one: That's one of them.
~Wal. Lee.
Friday, November 14, 2008
another story poll
OK. heres the deal. now i am going to put up three more REALLY stories about my life. they are about random stuff. i am just going to put one sentance about each one. whichever one(s) is/are true i will put up in a future post. none of them may be true.
1) I fell in the star fish pool at the zoo.
2) A wall talked to me.
3) A bear woke me up at a sleepover at a museum.
Take the poll!
P.S. by the way, number 3 was the right one last time. Congrats to those of u who got it right.
1) I fell in the star fish pool at the zoo.
2) A wall talked to me.
3) A bear woke me up at a sleepover at a museum.
Take the poll!
P.S. by the way, number 3 was the right one last time. Congrats to those of u who got it right.
Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Stock watch! (again!)
today's stocks:
Target: 35.85
DOW: 8,693.96
Nike: 45.67
Microsoft: 21.20
Apple: 94.76
3M: 62.38
Target: 35.85
DOW: 8,693.96
Nike: 45.67
Microsoft: 21.20
Apple: 94.76
3M: 62.38
Monday, November 10, 2008
Stock watch!
because of the fact that we r watching stocks in math, i will make your life a little easier...by putting several popular stocks daily on my own blog*! here r today's:
Apple: 95.88
3M: 64.95
DOW: 8,870.54
Nike: 47.97
Target: 36.29
Microsoft: 21.30
*Note: This blog will NOT have how much it went up or down from the previous day. You have to do that part your self.
Apple: 95.88
3M: 64.95
DOW: 8,870.54
Nike: 47.97
Target: 36.29
Microsoft: 21.30
*Note: This blog will NOT have how much it went up or down from the previous day. You have to do that part your self.
Sunday, November 9, 2008
random fact:
DID YOU KNOW that there are, like, 2,000 different variations of the common cold and you will never catch the same one twice.
Friday, November 7, 2008
in your face!
Hello. Pebbles has an announcement: IN YOUR FACE K8! see, this WORLD FAMOUS guitarist- Tony Melendez- came to MY SCOOL instead of K8's! Tony Melendez plays giutar with his TOES! awesome! hes really good! all i gots 4 now! just had to say this!
Thursday, November 6, 2008
The Little People
hi. IIIIII have a question 4 u. my friend (let's just call her Kim) and i have a little inside joke. the Little People. so i am going 2 put 3 stories on here about how we came up with it and what it means. take the poll i will put up 2 tell me which one u think is true. here goes.
story 1:
one day Kim and i were sitting together at lunch. we were in first grade. then we saw the kindergartners walking by. we saw them and said; "Aaawww! there go the little people!" then, after several days, we realized that they walked by us every day. so every day we said the same thing. it continued for the next several years, always talking about the people in the grade younger than us. and now, out of habit, we still say, "the Little People".
story 2:
on the first day of third grade, Kim came to my school for the first time. we were both small for our age. we both tried to walk in through the door at the same time, and we got stuck. i looked at her, and she looked at me, and we both said at the same time, "You're a little person!" We both started cracking up! now, even though we aren't small anymore, we still say that we are "The Little People".
story 3:
it was the first track practice in fourth grade. at that time Kim and i didn't really know each other that well. we happened to be running side by side, when we started talking. then she looked across the track, where the 8th graders were running. then she said, "oh, look! there go the little people!" then we talked more at school, saying how the 8th graders were the REALLY little people, and the kindergartners, i mean, they were, like, HUGE! and BABIES! wow. so now we say "it's the Little People!" every time we see each other.
plz vote and tell me which one U think is true! only one of them is.
story 1:
one day Kim and i were sitting together at lunch. we were in first grade. then we saw the kindergartners walking by. we saw them and said; "Aaawww! there go the little people!" then, after several days, we realized that they walked by us every day. so every day we said the same thing. it continued for the next several years, always talking about the people in the grade younger than us. and now, out of habit, we still say, "the Little People".
story 2:
on the first day of third grade, Kim came to my school for the first time. we were both small for our age. we both tried to walk in through the door at the same time, and we got stuck. i looked at her, and she looked at me, and we both said at the same time, "You're a little person!" We both started cracking up! now, even though we aren't small anymore, we still say that we are "The Little People".
story 3:
it was the first track practice in fourth grade. at that time Kim and i didn't really know each other that well. we happened to be running side by side, when we started talking. then she looked across the track, where the 8th graders were running. then she said, "oh, look! there go the little people!" then we talked more at school, saying how the 8th graders were the REALLY little people, and the kindergartners, i mean, they were, like, HUGE! and BABIES! wow. so now we say "it's the Little People!" every time we see each other.
plz vote and tell me which one U think is true! only one of them is.
Monday, November 3, 2008
Stuff. Gosh.
Hi. now, unless u have been living under a rock with really good earplugs in 4 the past year, u will know that tomorrow is election day. ok even if u HAD been living under a rock with ear plugs in 4 the past year u would probably know what's going on. PERSONALLY i am a staunch supporter of Obama. but im very opinionated. i respect mcain but Palin is slightly creepy. sorry all u mcain fans out there. both candidates r ok. but obama is better still... sorry. but i have my views and u have yours. hey, has anyone ever seen SNL? hilarious!
gotta go now. bye
gotta go now. bye
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
life in general
hey people. as some of u might hace noticed, out of the few people who voted, most of them voted 4 Mr.R!hurray. hes now the best teacher. and in response 2 the other survay, i will blog WAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY more. Happy?
see ya later. (ok TALK 2 u later :-)
see ya later. (ok TALK 2 u later :-)
Sunday, October 26, 2008
i don't feel like putting a title on this
I'm really tired. a party just ended @ my house. yawn. oh, last night before the party one of my cats sat on the cake. they didn't completely smash it, but some of the icing was squished.
bye bye 4 now
bye bye 4 now
Saturday, October 25, 2008
HOLA
Hola! Que Tal? Yeah, i know my last post was long. did u like it? i wrote it 4 school. the original version was actually shorter and wasn't QUITE as good. yes i did really write that. took me one heck of a long time to type, too. hey has anyone read Drums, Girls, and Dangerous Pie? It is really good. one part tells about how the main character's little brother Jeffery makes "Dangerous Pie"-and uses the main character, Steven,'s VERY SPECIAL drum sticks to stir it. doesn't sound funny, but trust me, it is. hey go on you tube and watch will it blend? videos. there funny. i'm happy more people r going on my blog now!
Gotta go. Bye.
Gotta go. Bye.
Friday, October 24, 2008
Story by me
Hi. Here is a story by me. Ready?
It was coming closer, closer. A huge hulking shadow, loping towards me slowly, as if enjoying my terror. Many beady eyes stared down at me, glinting in the pale sliver of silver light cast down by the weak moon above. On this night, the stars no longer shown from above. Everything was dark and cold.The world seemed terrifying to me. For it very close now. I tried to run, but the ground was like peanut butter, holding me where I stood. I knew that any second it would be upon me. I had only one defense left. I crouched down on the soft grass, ready to spring myself upwards. But it was already too late. The enormous thing was too close. In seconds I would be dead... I woke up covered in an icy sweat, panting as if I had just run a marathon. "Just a dream...just a dream..." I murmured to myself, trying to slow my ragged breathing. The dream, (or The Nightmare, as I had begun to call it) had visited me in my sleep six nights in a row now.
It would start out as a perfectly wonderful dream. I would be standing in a field in the dead of night. The stars shining, the moon cloaking me in its pure silver light, the grass whispering softly as it swayed back and forth against my knees. I would feel very much at peace with the world. Suddenly, without warning, I would start to rise slowly off of the ground. I would soar through the sky on invisible wings, swooping, gliding through the warm, clear night air. I would feel free as I never had before, spiraling, dancing through the sky.Then, suddenly, I would tumble from the sky like a dodo bird, flightless and feeble. The moon would shrivel and darken, changing from a full glowing disk to a tiny sliver of wan light. Shortly after, an enormous spider would emerge from the gloom, and well... you know the rest.
Tonight it was worse. I threw off my blankets and tumbled out of my bed. I dressed quickly and stumbled down to the kitchen, where I grabbed a Pop Tart and ran outside. I lived in a small cottage on the banks of the Mississippi River. The river to the front, the woods in the back, it all provided a beautiful view. We also had a small pond, which I flounced over to. I sat down, stared into the water, and pondered the mysteries of life. You are probably thinking; What are the mysteries of of life? And I answer you: That's one of them.
Now would probably be a good time to tell YOU about ME. I was 13 years old. My name was, and still is Jenna Felcey. I was tall and wiry, with, long, lustrous black hair that framed my pale face. The features on my face were sharp and narrow. My eyes are a piercing grayish- green. I wasn't very good at sports, but I had a good sense of balance. Despite my total lack of athletic skill, I had one sport that I wasn't half bad at. Downhill skiing. Call me weird, but it was the only time I felt complete serenity. Despite my lack of athletic skill, my mind was always bubbling and churning like a witch's brew, full of worries, ideas, daydreams, stories, jokes and songs. It was like the witch had dumped a whole bunch of stuff - anything and everything you could think of - and was churning it all together constantly. Erasing old ideas, giving me new ones.
Suddenly I heard a voice float out the door from inside. "Jenna Marie Felcey! Get in here this minute!" Doh! Mom was up. I stormed into the kitchen where my mother stood waiting, hands on hips.
"Well?" she demanded.
"Well what?" I shot back.
"WELL why were you outside BEING LAZY when you SHOULD have been WORKING!" she screamed in my face. "The fire place is almost out of wood and it NEEDS MORE!"
"But it SUMMER!" I objected vehemently. "We don't NEED more wood!"
"You never know." she replied darkly. "Now get GOING!"
I stalked back outside, fuming. We lieved in a small house on the banks of the Mississippi River, with the river in the front and the woods behind. The view was beautiful, but I didn't stop to admire it. Mom was ALWAYS insisting that we needed more fire wood, even in the summer. We were the only ones in that little cottage. Just the two of us. Despite your first impression of her, Mom was a nice woman. Really. She just got stressed out trying to raise me on her own. So where's my dad, right? Touchy subject. See..he drowned last year fishing on the river. Older (or indeed any) brothers and/or sisters? Zero. Zip. Zilch. Nada. Good-egg. Interpretation: I have none. Sniff..sniff..See? Now you made me cry.
Back to the story now. So I went to get the firewood. I took most of the afternoon, because the wood shed was quite a ways away. Finally I finished.
I decided that I would take a walk through the woods. Time in them always brought peace and order to my mind. I set off, but before long I decided to stop and rest in my favorite spot. It was merely a large space in between the roots of a huge, ancient oak tree. I sat down and gazed up at the sky through leafy branches. DAppled sunlight fell through it, speckling the ground with patches of brightness. Soon I was dozing off again...
I was back in the field. The moon, the air, everything was the same, except...I knew what was going to happen. So instead of immediately taking off, I sat there, ready, waiting. Soon it emerged. As big as a house. But this time I was not consumed by fear. I was ready to fight. So as soon as it came I launched myself up. Straight up. Irose high above it. As soon as it was right under me, I let gravity take hold of me once more. I plummeted down, down straight towards its back. I came down with so much force, I crushed its back in and pushed it to the ground. I knew it wasn't dead, though. So I repeated my attack. Once more...twice...three times...Finally it was dead. (Doesn't it usually take longer in all the books you read? Well I guess I just got lucky...) It had managed to get me once with its pincers, though. It had caught my leg and crushed it. So much pain. I lay back on the cool grass, staining the ground with my blood. Wake up! I told myself. Wake up...
I was back home, under the tree. But there was something wrong. An unbelievable amount of pain... all in my left leg. It took me half a second to figure out what this meant. I looked down at my leg; it was bloody and mangled. I decided I'd better get moving, so I gingerly stood up, careful to keep all of my weight on my right leg. Hurt like heck, but I couldn't just sit there. I closed my eyes, waiting to black out from the pain. I knew I had to accept the fact that at best I would be confined to a wheelchair for a while, at worst I would be crippled for life. Tears began to leak out of their corners, so I opened my eyes to blink them away. As soon as I had done this, I realized that I was no longer standing on the ground. I was ten feet above it. I smiled. Maybe, I thought to myself, maybe I would be okay...
It was coming closer, closer. A huge hulking shadow, loping towards me slowly, as if enjoying my terror. Many beady eyes stared down at me, glinting in the pale sliver of silver light cast down by the weak moon above. On this night, the stars no longer shown from above. Everything was dark and cold.The world seemed terrifying to me. For it very close now. I tried to run, but the ground was like peanut butter, holding me where I stood. I knew that any second it would be upon me. I had only one defense left. I crouched down on the soft grass, ready to spring myself upwards. But it was already too late. The enormous thing was too close. In seconds I would be dead... I woke up covered in an icy sweat, panting as if I had just run a marathon. "Just a dream...just a dream..." I murmured to myself, trying to slow my ragged breathing. The dream, (or The Nightmare, as I had begun to call it) had visited me in my sleep six nights in a row now.
It would start out as a perfectly wonderful dream. I would be standing in a field in the dead of night. The stars shining, the moon cloaking me in its pure silver light, the grass whispering softly as it swayed back and forth against my knees. I would feel very much at peace with the world. Suddenly, without warning, I would start to rise slowly off of the ground. I would soar through the sky on invisible wings, swooping, gliding through the warm, clear night air. I would feel free as I never had before, spiraling, dancing through the sky.Then, suddenly, I would tumble from the sky like a dodo bird, flightless and feeble. The moon would shrivel and darken, changing from a full glowing disk to a tiny sliver of wan light. Shortly after, an enormous spider would emerge from the gloom, and well... you know the rest.
Tonight it was worse. I threw off my blankets and tumbled out of my bed. I dressed quickly and stumbled down to the kitchen, where I grabbed a Pop Tart and ran outside. I lived in a small cottage on the banks of the Mississippi River. The river to the front, the woods in the back, it all provided a beautiful view. We also had a small pond, which I flounced over to. I sat down, stared into the water, and pondered the mysteries of life. You are probably thinking; What are the mysteries of of life? And I answer you: That's one of them.
Now would probably be a good time to tell YOU about ME. I was 13 years old. My name was, and still is Jenna Felcey. I was tall and wiry, with, long, lustrous black hair that framed my pale face. The features on my face were sharp and narrow. My eyes are a piercing grayish- green. I wasn't very good at sports, but I had a good sense of balance. Despite my total lack of athletic skill, I had one sport that I wasn't half bad at. Downhill skiing. Call me weird, but it was the only time I felt complete serenity. Despite my lack of athletic skill, my mind was always bubbling and churning like a witch's brew, full of worries, ideas, daydreams, stories, jokes and songs. It was like the witch had dumped a whole bunch of stuff - anything and everything you could think of - and was churning it all together constantly. Erasing old ideas, giving me new ones.
Suddenly I heard a voice float out the door from inside. "Jenna Marie Felcey! Get in here this minute!" Doh! Mom was up. I stormed into the kitchen where my mother stood waiting, hands on hips.
"Well?" she demanded.
"Well what?" I shot back.
"WELL why were you outside BEING LAZY when you SHOULD have been WORKING!" she screamed in my face. "The fire place is almost out of wood and it NEEDS MORE!"
"But it SUMMER!" I objected vehemently. "We don't NEED more wood!"
"You never know." she replied darkly. "Now get GOING!"
I stalked back outside, fuming. We lieved in a small house on the banks of the Mississippi River, with the river in the front and the woods behind. The view was beautiful, but I didn't stop to admire it. Mom was ALWAYS insisting that we needed more fire wood, even in the summer. We were the only ones in that little cottage. Just the two of us. Despite your first impression of her, Mom was a nice woman. Really. She just got stressed out trying to raise me on her own. So where's my dad, right? Touchy subject. See..he drowned last year fishing on the river. Older (or indeed any) brothers and/or sisters? Zero. Zip. Zilch. Nada. Good-egg. Interpretation: I have none. Sniff..sniff..See? Now you made me cry.
Back to the story now. So I went to get the firewood. I took most of the afternoon, because the wood shed was quite a ways away. Finally I finished.
I decided that I would take a walk through the woods. Time in them always brought peace and order to my mind. I set off, but before long I decided to stop and rest in my favorite spot. It was merely a large space in between the roots of a huge, ancient oak tree. I sat down and gazed up at the sky through leafy branches. DAppled sunlight fell through it, speckling the ground with patches of brightness. Soon I was dozing off again...
I was back in the field. The moon, the air, everything was the same, except...I knew what was going to happen. So instead of immediately taking off, I sat there, ready, waiting. Soon it emerged. As big as a house. But this time I was not consumed by fear. I was ready to fight. So as soon as it came I launched myself up. Straight up. Irose high above it. As soon as it was right under me, I let gravity take hold of me once more. I plummeted down, down straight towards its back. I came down with so much force, I crushed its back in and pushed it to the ground. I knew it wasn't dead, though. So I repeated my attack. Once more...twice...three times...Finally it was dead. (Doesn't it usually take longer in all the books you read? Well I guess I just got lucky...) It had managed to get me once with its pincers, though. It had caught my leg and crushed it. So much pain. I lay back on the cool grass, staining the ground with my blood. Wake up! I told myself. Wake up...
I was back home, under the tree. But there was something wrong. An unbelievable amount of pain... all in my left leg. It took me half a second to figure out what this meant. I looked down at my leg; it was bloody and mangled. I decided I'd better get moving, so I gingerly stood up, careful to keep all of my weight on my right leg. Hurt like heck, but I couldn't just sit there. I closed my eyes, waiting to black out from the pain. I knew I had to accept the fact that at best I would be confined to a wheelchair for a while, at worst I would be crippled for life. Tears began to leak out of their corners, so I opened my eyes to blink them away. As soon as I had done this, I realized that I was no longer standing on the ground. I was ten feet above it. I smiled. Maybe, I thought to myself, maybe I would be okay...
Monday, October 20, 2008
me rocks your socks, Piseces 12, & lingo lesson
Hi! from now on i will refer 2 myself as Pebbles. just a heads up. hey, u might have noticed that i added a blog list. there is only one blog on it so far: me rocks your socks' blog. check it out! me rocks is a friend of mine's cousin. she is CRAZY! and like me, she is weird. (me rocks if your reading this...sorry. but it's true. :-)~ that's supposed 2 be someone with their tongue stuck out by the way. by the way here's some stuff from my friend Pisces 12. (Is. Wil.) : Hi i'm Pisces 12. pebbles is my really really really really really really really really really really really good friend. I love to sing. I really like Pebbles' blog! Bye Bye!
heres a LINGO LESSON!
ok. today i teach u how 2 insult people! Yay! ok here goes.
Japanese: osowadi odisi (o-so-WAD-ee oo-dis-eye) Translation:sit down and shut up!
Latin: braccas meas vescimmini! (BRACC-as mees ves-IMINI) Translation: Eat my pants!
French: te twa oof! (tay twa OOF) Translation:shut up egg!
Yeah i know i know lots of weird random stuff. if u check up often enough u will get used 2 it. by the way if i know u then u also know me and so check often there might be some stuff about u. or by u if u choose.
More posts on the way!
heres a LINGO LESSON!
ok. today i teach u how 2 insult people! Yay! ok here goes.
Japanese: osowadi odisi (o-so-WAD-ee oo-dis-eye) Translation:sit down and shut up!
Latin: braccas meas vescimmini! (BRACC-as mees ves-IMINI) Translation: Eat my pants!
French: te twa oof! (tay twa OOF) Translation:shut up egg!
Yeah i know i know lots of weird random stuff. if u check up often enough u will get used 2 it. by the way if i know u then u also know me and so check often there might be some stuff about u. or by u if u choose.
More posts on the way!
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Hi.
HI.HIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHIHI! hey check out all my gadgets. i moved the picture of Pebs up 2 near the top of the page (yeah i know hes that important :-) i just added the you-tube gadget yesterday. i will put up my own "featured videos" every so often. most of them will probably be music vids but i might put some others up there 2. watch them. if i put them up there that probably means that either there really good or im just being wierd and trying 2 get u 2 watch Barney get beat up.i have been known 2 be wierd every GREAT once in a while...(4 those of u who know me ;-) i love you tube. best invention scince the book. ecxept books r still better. if u say different...GRRR! yeah i know real scary.
More posts on the way! :)
More posts on the way! :)
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
How am i supposed to know what the title is? you expect me to know WHY i do everything i do?
Hi! hows it going? im trying 2 get more people 2 go on my blog so please tell more people about it. what's your favorite band?i like Boys Like Girls, and i like The Fray 2. the song Disturbia is cool. i like most music except i don't like the Eagles. SO ANNOYING! anyways...........i gotta go soon, but 4 all of u out there who like the Office there MIGHT be a post on it soon. depends on if i can get someone 2 give me info on recent episodes. if u can give me info great! put it in a comment and i will publish it in a post. oh by the way... monthly birthdays! no idea whose but if your b-day is in october happy birthday.
More posts on the way! :-)
More posts on the way! :-)
Monday, October 13, 2008
dreams
Hola. anyone ever had a weird dream? i have. one night i had a dream about giant bars of purple & blue soap. and someone copying the Declaration of independace ecxept it was called the Proclimation of Freedom or something. twice my friend Lu. Fra. and i had the same dream on the same night! as i sit here typing this my cat is walking reapeatedly in front of my face. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr V! sometimes i have dreams where there r giant
spiders! :-0 Scary!
Sorry gotta go now! more random junk from me on the way!
spiders! :-0 Scary!
Sorry gotta go now! more random junk from me on the way!
Saturday, October 11, 2008
Random Stuff that no one cares about!
Hi! Sorry i couldn't put something up sooner. Here's this week's edition of Random Stuff No One Cares About! Has anyone ever seen AFV? Yes? No? it rox because it is soo funny sometimes. Most of u reading this post have probably seen the show The Office. i am sorry 2 tell u that there won't be a post on it 4 at least the next... well i really don't know. Maybe if u know me u can tell me some stuff that i can put in a future post. (i never have time 2 watch it.) here's a random quote which is actually a very short play.
"Hi. Iiiiii've got a box. No! No! Ok you can have one too. Oooohhhh, reeaaally. I've gotta go now." if u r reading this good 4 u. one time my cat fell in the toilet. if u scroll down u will see him in a trash can. hes several pancakes short of a stack if u know what i mean. yeah, i know the last 3 sentaces were random, but i'm running out of stuff 2 write about.
That's all 4 now. More posts soon! (aka as soon as i can type them hopefully :-)
"Hi. Iiiiii've got a box. No! No! Ok you can have one too. Oooohhhh, reeaaally. I've gotta go now." if u r reading this good 4 u. one time my cat fell in the toilet. if u scroll down u will see him in a trash can. hes several pancakes short of a stack if u know what i mean. yeah, i know the last 3 sentaces were random, but i'm running out of stuff 2 write about.
That's all 4 now. More posts soon! (aka as soon as i can type them hopefully :-)
Friday, October 10, 2008
Jokes
Hi! Here r some jokes:
-A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "Sorry, but you're going to die in 10." The man says, "10 what? Hours? Days? Weeks?" "Nine...eight...seven..."
-A priest and a bus driver died at the same time. The priest was with the normal people in heaven, but the bus driver was with the saints. the priest asked someone, "why is he up with the saints while i'm down here?" "Because when you prayed, people slept, but when he drove, people prayed."
-A technician dies and goes to heaven, but St. Peter says, "sorry, you're not on the Heaven List." So he goes to the devil. Later, St.peter realizes he made a mistake, so he goes down to the devil. But instead of lava and fire, there are lots of high-tech devices. St. Peter demands the return of the technician, but the devil says no. "then i'll sue you!" and the devil goes, "oh, yeah?well where you gonna get a lawyer?"
-A man goes to the doctor, who says "Sorry, you've got cancer and amnesia." and the guy says,"while al least i don't have cancer!"
-A van full of 7 musicians fell off a cliff. What's the sad part?
The van could've held 8.
-3 girls are about to be shot. the first one says "Earthquake!" and runs away while the executioner isn't looking. the second one says "Flood!" and runs away. the third one says "Fire!" Get it?
-(this isn't really a joke but its funny!) We best friends. you cry, i cry. you laugh, i laugh. you hurt, i hurt. you jump off a cliff...i gonna miss you.
All i got 4 now!
-A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "Sorry, but you're going to die in 10." The man says, "10 what? Hours? Days? Weeks?" "Nine...eight...seven..."
-A priest and a bus driver died at the same time. The priest was with the normal people in heaven, but the bus driver was with the saints. the priest asked someone, "why is he up with the saints while i'm down here?" "Because when you prayed, people slept, but when he drove, people prayed."
-A technician dies and goes to heaven, but St. Peter says, "sorry, you're not on the Heaven List." So he goes to the devil. Later, St.peter realizes he made a mistake, so he goes down to the devil. But instead of lava and fire, there are lots of high-tech devices. St. Peter demands the return of the technician, but the devil says no. "then i'll sue you!" and the devil goes, "oh, yeah?well where you gonna get a lawyer?"
-A man goes to the doctor, who says "Sorry, you've got cancer and amnesia." and the guy says,"while al least i don't have cancer!"
-A van full of 7 musicians fell off a cliff. What's the sad part?
The van could've held 8.
-3 girls are about to be shot. the first one says "Earthquake!" and runs away while the executioner isn't looking. the second one says "Flood!" and runs away. the third one says "Fire!" Get it?
-(this isn't really a joke but its funny!) We best friends. you cry, i cry. you laugh, i laugh. you hurt, i hurt. you jump off a cliff...i gonna miss you.
All i got 4 now!
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Intro to PebblesML15
Hi! If u r reading this then u r awesome because u actually checked out my blog! I LUV cats. Any type of cat. if u disagree and u like dogs better, then i'm sorry i said u r awesome because now u r only half awesome. I also like guinea pigs but not as much. i also like reading. did i mention i luv cats? I did? to bad 4 u. Has anyone who is reading this blog read the Percy Jackson books? if u have, please comment. THEY ROCK! i also really really really really really really really really really (r u getting tired of all these reallys yet?) really really really really like th Harry Potter books. they rock your socks!
More posts on the way!
More posts on the way!
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