POLL RESULTS

I HAVE DECIDED THAT THIS POST WILL BE IN ALL CAPS. SO I'M FINALLY GOING TO TELL U (IF U HAVEN'T FIGURED IT OUT ALREADY) THE RESULTS OF ALL THE POLLS THAT WERE UP A SECOND AGO! THE RESULTS ARE IN... (DRUM ROLL PLEASE)
DO U LIKE CHEESE?
YES:8
NO:0
WHAT IS CHEESE?:2 (OH HA HA VERY FUNNY)
WHICH STORY IS TRUE NOW?
1:2
2:0
3:1
1&2:1
1&3:0
2&3:2
NONE:0
ALL:3
IF U SAID NONE OF THEM... U WERE WRONG! ALL OF THEM WERE TRUE!
WHICH STORY IS TRUE?
1:0
2:0
3:3
NONE:2
WHAT SHOULD I DO A POST ABOUT?
THE OFFICE:10
MYTHBUSTERS:0
DEATH CLOCK:0
MORE JOKES:1
ALL OF THE ABOVE:5
NONE OF THE ABOVE:0
SO ALL IN ALL, MOST PEOPLE LIKE CHEESE, THINK I FELL IN A TIDE POOL, GOT WOKEN UP BY A BEAR, TALKED TO A WALL, AND SHOULD DO A POST ABOUT THE OFFICE. WOW U PEOPLE ARE CRAZY. JK, JK.