Jokes

Hi! Here r some jokes:
-A man went to the doctor, and the doctor said, "Sorry, but you're going to die in 10." The man says, "10 what? Hours? Days? Weeks?" "Nine...eight...seven..."
-A priest and a bus driver died at the same time. The priest was with the normal people in heaven, but the bus driver was with the saints. the priest asked someone, "why is he up with the saints while i'm down here?" "Because when you prayed, people slept, but when he drove, people prayed."
-A technician dies and goes to heaven, but St. Peter says, "sorry, you're not on the Heaven List." So he goes to the devil. Later, St.peter realizes he made a mistake, so he goes down to the devil. But instead of lava and fire, there are lots of high-tech devices. St. Peter demands the return of the technician, but the devil says no. "then i'll sue you!" and the devil goes, "oh, yeah?well where you gonna get a lawyer?"
-A man goes to the doctor, who says "Sorry, you've got cancer and amnesia." and the guy says,"while al least i don't have cancer!"
-A van full of 7 musicians fell off a cliff. What's the sad part?
The van could've held 8.
-3 girls are about to be shot. the first one says "Earthquake!" and runs away while the executioner isn't looking. the second one says "Flood!" and runs away. the third one says "Fire!" Get it?
-(this isn't really a joke but its funny!) We best friends. you cry, i cry. you laugh, i laugh. you hurt, i hurt. you jump off a cliff...i gonna miss you.
All i got 4 now!