#1place u dont ever want 2 be

running through lego land with a bunch of giant pink fluffy fire breathing evil chickens chasing u while u r chasing an evil platypus with purple wings made out of cotton candy and that can spit poison out of its tail while the platypus is chasing a person dressed up like bigbird and eating pizza who is running towards a roller coaster becuz dude, lines get longer the longer u wait! how 2 fix it: wake up, becuz its obviously a dream either that or u r really going crazy so get off my blog b4 u accidently delete it or something. if it is really real, heres what 2 do: steal some legos from the nearest lego statue and throw them at the chickens who will thinks its food and try 2 eat them and choke. then yell that theres a platypus and people will come running and surround it so u can pass it and not worry about the poison and then that guy can go on his roller coaster b4 the line gets 2 long and u can eat pie does anyone else think that this post was kinda weird?

the PURPLE POSTS! (dramatic music playing)

did anyone notice that the last 3 posts were purple? no one did? SERIOUSLY? come on, peeps. lame.

story #3

so one day my friends mom was pushing their couch farther against the wall when someone goes- OUCH! her brother was sleeping back their. isnt he brilliant. then he got stuck. it was hilarious!

story #2

one day my 10 year old cousin came home from school and her eye was all swollen. so what happened? did someone poke her eye? or accidently throw a pencil and hit it? no. she was in music class. playing the triangle. and she poked it.

story #1

while i was at camp this summer, my counselor broke her little toe. how did she do it? did someone drop something on it? did she slam it in a door? no. she walked into a bench.

stupid accidents

ok so my next posts are stories of stupid accidents! im going 2 put up a poll about how many r true and comment and tell me which ones first person 2 get it right about which ones wins fabulous prizes! ready set go!

faster internet!

haha i finally have faster internet its 6times faster than what it used 2 b so now mines faster then yours k8! take THAT!!!!!!!! its totally awesome. oh and thnx 4 voting on the poll but can u plz vote truthfully? i mean seriously guys. like ur normal. jkjk!

isn't this page colorful?

the title sayz it all. now seriously i have 2 go now bye bye ttfn ttyl ttyt ttft

ttfn ttyl bye bye

ok guys ttfnttylbyebye4now! AND TAKE THE FREAKIN POLL!!!!! jeez can u peeps even read?

iCarly!

ok so i've only watched like 3 episodes os the show iCarly and part of iGo to Japan but it is HILARIOUS!!! its freakin STUPID but thats what makes it so funny. i <3 the magic meatball! its like a magic 8ball but a meatball! it tells spencer 2 buy an ostritch hes not that smart. and sam puts a dead fish in freddie's locker so he handcuffs her 2 this really gross guy. so sam goes, "Gibby's WAY worse then a dead fish!" and gibby (the guy shes handcuffed 2) goes "my mom thinks im AWESOME." and its soooooo funny!

COME ON PEOPLE!!!

ok peeps VOTE ON THE FREAKIN POLL ALREADY!!!!!! but no pressure... JUST DO IT! people!! bye bye now. i just had 2 say that.

pizza

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i <3> which, as all of u who do NOT live in a garden pond should know is... (dramatic music/ funeral music playing) THE DAY THAT SCHOOL STARTS. (dramatic music gets louder) so im trying 2 blog as much as possible until then without just using really really really short posts. so ya. (dramatic music stops) actually im kinda excited 4 seventh grade... NOT! seventh grade is supposed to be the worst year of junior high! BOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! >:()

whoops

ya so my last post was supposed 2 look like a mouse but it didn't really work so ya... but oh well whatevsies.
bye bye gotta go my brother and his friend r being mean and so i have 2 let them use the computer. oh well. just remember 2 take my poll!

mouses

so yeah i got a new mouse 4 my computer and my cats caught a
mouse but PEBBLES was sleeping. they killed it while we were gone
it was like disgusting when we got back from our 9 DAY TRIP! the 9 days
just made it, u know, WORSE! but anyways... bye bye brb in my next post as soon as i can type it! this post is a mouse!

the sequal to whatever sequal the last poll results thingy was

k so the last poll i did was about what would b the funniest thing- and all of u chose the same answer- PADDY GILLIGAN SINGING THE SOUP SONG. a unanimous vote people. coolio. and check out my new poll and answer truthfully!!!!!! I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING SO DONT LIE TO ME which means all of u will so whatevsies.ya so cool... bye bye gotta go ttyl ttfn adios sayonara and all that... whatever just bye.

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eye test: there is a misspelling if banana in each line find then and u win FABULOUS PRIZES!!!!*


*Prizes to be determined

caves and climbing

this is about jewel cave and the cave inside it called 'The Big Duh'. how it got it's name: the first people 2 explore the caves were 2 brothers. the younger one got 2 the big duh first and said (becuz it is the biggest cave there) "wow. this is really big." and then his brother comes in and says "DUH." hence, the big duh. now 2 get to the big duh this is what u have to do. wait first, DO YOU WANT TO BE A CAVE EXPLORER? (say yes) good job! thats the first part. so cave explorer person. first u have to crawl through a bunch of tunnels called, THE MISERIES. the miseries r just tall enough that u can crawl through them on your hands and knees. while carrying a flashlight. now after that, do you still want to be a cave explorer? (say yes) good answer! becuz next u go through... the MINI MISERIES! for these you have 2 lie on your stomach and use your hands and feet to pull yourself along!!!! after all that, do you STILL want to be a cave explorer? (say yes) good answer again! and after that, you crawl through the CALORIE CUTTER! u have to lie as flat as u can on your stomach and use your fingers and toes to pull yourself along!!! and after that, you have 5 more hours of climbing until you get 2 the big duh! isn't that fun?

yellowstone: the land of way too many chipmunks

k so i went to yellowstone and there were WAY TOO MANY CHIPMUNKS!!! i saw 11 in one day. old faithful is stupid and boring dont bother watching it. and the geysers all STINK SOOOO bad!!! they smell like rotten eggs. so ya but i got hit by boiling mud. and while we were camping this HUGE elk just like walked through our campsite like 5 feet away from us!!!! it was so cool. and a moose was glaring at me. glaring moosen (plural of moose- DUH) r like scary!!!!!!! and then ya it was really awesome. Greentip: Take shorter showers peeps! It takes 5 MINUTES to be clean. Don't waste water!

top 60 ghetto names

ok so the great k8 showed me a youtube video about the top 60 ghetto names. she is... something i dont remember what, her dad is king-kong quisha (quisha= QWEE-sha), i am la' quisha (quisha= KEY-sha) and also obamaniqua. me rox your sox is fri-chickenisha. so ya check out the video 4 more and find 1 4 u!

the blog is back!

yo peeps wats up im back online finally! so ya im going 2 try and update my blog at least once a week now cuz i have like nothing going on!!!! so ya i had a request from pisces12's little bro: Why is the symbol for the democrats the donkey and the republicans the elephant? well i need 2 do some research but ill let u know when i know!!! so brb in my next post!