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Today i a, going to talk about one sad thing, two contests, and three words/ phrases.
-Yeah, this is only my 35th post. *sniff... sniff* (that's the sad thing)
-guess my word of the day with the help of three clues:
~It has to do with trees
~It is a type of scientific dating
~the last three syllables are ol-o-gy
-Person 1: Hello. are you waiting... for de bus?
Person 2: Uh, yes, I am , actually.
P1: I notice... you aren't wearing any... GALOSHES.
P2: Uh, no, I'm not, it's sunny out-
P1: I'm wearing GALOSHES.
P2: Mmmhhm.
P1: Did you read the paper today?
P2: Uh, no, I didn't-
P1: Did you read the article about the... ESKIMOS?
P2: no...
P1: Well de article was SAYing, that the eskimos eat the fat, from the whale. Do you know what that's called?
P2:No, I-
P1: BLUBBER!
-I like the word, "bibliophile"
-Por que te gusta ella?
te gusta ella porque esta hablandan
I f you can translate that phrase you win a prize.

personality quiz

Hi guys! i came up with a personality quiz. i am phycik, and this qiz will tell me about your personality! So comment on this post and tell me one of these instuments:
Flute
Clarinet
Trumpet
Saxophone
Percussion

in a few days i will tell u what the instrument u picked means for YOU!
gotta go eat breakfast now. Bye!

Iphone again

i typed the title of this post from my dad's iphone!

poems (ie...)

Here r some funny poems (or so say i!):
CATS:
I love cats,
Pebbles is cool,
I want to push
K8 in the pool!

MY CATS:
Pebbles he likes chocolate doughnuts,
But if Vader sees cream he'll say,"Oh, nuts!"
He's so scared of it,
He would jump in a pit,
And get hit on the head by some walnuts!

GUINEA PIGS:
I have 2 guinea pigs
named Snow and Scramble,
their nicknames are Snowy Bo
and Scramble Bamble,
their favorite activity
is eating all day,
they like to eat lettuce and timothy hay.

iphone and contest

hi. heyguysguesswhatheyguysguesswhatheyguysguesswhat! what? my dad got an iPhone! a real actual iPhone! it does SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much stuff! there is this thing called Schzam! and if u play music into it it identifies and starts playing the song IN LESS THAT 5 SECONDS! jealous? i thought u might be. now onto the contest. u will have ecxactly ONE WEEK to come up with a FUNNY POEM and PUT IT IN A COMMENT. i will pick the TOP TWO POEMS and DISPLAY them. then i will PUT UP A POLL so u can VOTE ON YOUR FAVORITE ONE. the WINNER CAN COMMENT and TELL ME ANYTHING and i will POST ABOUT IT. there. i have capsed the most important parts. read all of it anyways, or u might miss something.

POLL RESULTS

I HAVE DECIDED THAT THIS POST WILL BE IN ALL CAPS. SO I'M FINALLY GOING TO TELL U (IF U HAVEN'T FIGURED IT OUT ALREADY) THE RESULTS OF ALL THE POLLS THAT WERE UP A SECOND AGO! THE RESULTS ARE IN... (DRUM ROLL PLEASE)
DO U LIKE CHEESE?
YES:8
NO:0
WHAT IS CHEESE?:2 (OH HA HA VERY FUNNY)
WHICH STORY IS TRUE NOW?
1:2
2:0
3:1
1&2:1
1&3:0
2&3:2
NONE:0
ALL:3
IF U SAID NONE OF THEM... U WERE WRONG! ALL OF THEM WERE TRUE!
WHICH STORY IS TRUE?
1:0
2:0
3:3
NONE:2
WHAT SHOULD I DO A POST ABOUT?
THE OFFICE:10
MYTHBUSTERS:0
DEATH CLOCK:0
MORE JOKES:1
ALL OF THE ABOVE:5
NONE OF THE ABOVE:0
SO ALL IN ALL, MOST PEOPLE LIKE CHEESE, THINK I FELL IN A TIDE POOL, GOT WOKEN UP BY A BEAR, TALKED TO A WALL, AND SHOULD DO A POST ABOUT THE OFFICE. WOW U PEOPLE ARE CRAZY. JK, JK.

Cayan cookies and a whole lotta flour

Hi. Hey today i am baking cookies! i am making them 4 Thanksgiving. but i am also making them so my dad can take them to work with him tomorrow. but there is a secret about 5 of these "regular" cookies. u see, 5 of these "REGULAR" cookies have cayan powder in the centers. cayan is a VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY SPICY kind of pepper. these SPECIAL COOKIES have a large quantity of cayan powder in their centers. i had to use a WHOLE LOTTA FLOUR so that the cookies wouldn't stick to the ROLLING PIN! LOL!
Bye bye now.
P.S. Isn't this post COLORFUL?

spider, spider (alternate ending to the alternate ending)

As soon as I saw the spider, I knew I couldn't fight. So I ran, ran harder and faster than I ever had in my life. But too fast, because soon I was falling, falling down a hill. I heard a dull thunking sound, that I thought might have been my head hitting a rock. I couldn't be sure, because I didn't feel feel and pain. Not now. Just soft waves of blackness lapping gently against my broken form, then fading away again, like the tide, and gradually my conciseness slipped out with them.
The next thing I was conscious of was lying on a firm mattress, swathed in heated blankets and with a hard little pillow under my head. There were people talking, too. I caught phrases like, "Too late," and " maximum of 24 hours to live," and "sorry for your loss". My chest constricting with panic, I realized that they were talking about me. "But I'm not dead yet!" I wanted to cry out. But before I could, I heard a worse sound then the lethal phrases referring to me; sobbing. Horrible, heart- breaking, shameless sobbing. My mother's sobbing. My mother's tears. My mother's tears for me.
So I opened my eyes and whispered as loud as I could- which was still not very audible- "Don't worry about me." My mom looked up, the tears still streaming down her face. "Maybe I will die," I continued, "But I'll still be with you." My mother smiled, and as she did, years of pain and grief and stress seemed to wash away from her heart, right before my eyes. As she smiled, I closed my eyes once, I closed them forever in eternal sleep.
So how am I I able to type this if I'm dead? Heaven has computers, you know!

i'm scolding someone out there!

Hi. hey, who keeps saying that every single post (well, almost) i do is funny?!

hi again.

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Hi. Sorry i am bored. but now i have to go do my homework.

hi.

u know im really starting to run out of things to talk about. except... today in computer class we did this thing called Audacity. it lets u make a podcast. heres how it went:
Hi. My name is... and this is one of my favorite songs. it's called Skyway Avenue and it's by We the Kings. Enjoy!
(Skyway Avenue plays)
thanks for listening, that was Skyway Avenue by We the Kings. So... bye. Oh, and by the way, if you can, come to my blog at vader605.blogspot.com
(Pink Panther Theme Plays and gets suddenly cut off)
Sorry. Bye. For real, now.

spider spider (alternate ending)

Spider, Spider
By Maddie Lee


I decided that I would take a walk through the woods. Time in them always brought peace and order to my mind. I set off, but before long I decided to stop and rest in my favorite spot. It was a large space in between the roots of a huge, ancient oak tree. I sat down a gazed up at the sky through the leafy branches. Dappled sunlight fell through it, speckling the ground with patches of light. Soon I was dozing off again…
I was back in the field. The moon, the air, everything was the same, except… I knew what was going to happen. So I crouched in the shadows, hidden from view. After what seemed like an eternity, it emerged from the murky darkness. I didn’t really have a plan. I was simply going to try and try until it was dead. I had taken a self- defense class when I was younger. The ginormous monster was advancing slowly, menacingly. Wait for it… wait for it… I told myself. Finally… NOW! I sprang forwards out of the undergrowth. It made a clicking sound- it sounded angry to me- and raised one leg to squash me. Quick as I could, I ducked my head between my knees and rolled for all I was worth. I hurled myself upwards just as I was under its lifted leg. I reached out and grabbed forwards, gripping the leg tightly with both hands. But it didn’t seem to notice. It just kept on lifting its foot…Towards its mouth!
As I screamed in terror, my journey continued. Suddenly, it reached out with its pincers and took hold of my leg. I could hear my bones cracking, and the horrible, sloppy, ripping sound of flesh being torn apart. I instinctively kicked out with my good leg, and I caught it square in one of its horrible glassy eyes. The good news; it dropped me. The bad news; it really hurt! But I got up on my good leg, and grabbed a tree branch that was lying on the ground nearby. I ran underneath its stomach and jabbed upwards with my branch. A square hit! Disgusting, viscous blood poured out of the open wound. It let out a piteous moaning sound, teetered once or twice, and collapsed on its side. Finally it was dead. But my leg hurt so much! I lay back on the grass… wake up! Wake up! I told myself. Finally I did…
I was still in the forest. But there was something wrong. I felt a pain, a sharp, harsh pain in my left leg. Then I realized what it must mean. I looked down at my leg. It was bloody and mangled, and completely wrecked. But the fight with the spider hadn’t been real… or had it? But even though the spider was an interesting conundrum, I had more pressing problems. Namely, my leg. I gingerly stood up, careful to keep all of my weight on my right leg. Hurt like heck, but I couldn’t just sit there. I closed my eyes, wanting to black out from the pain...
back to regular ending.

intro to Mumble12

Hi. heres a... welll... heres Mumble12 (Sio. Jud.) :
i like cheese. do u like cheese? my favorite type of cheese is pepperjack . i also like roller coasters. here is a poem:
i like something.
i like cheese.
i like pepperjack
but no one told u that.
Mumble12 signing out.

Quotes

some quotes...

Pebbles drag your fat butt out of there NOW! Fat lazy cat...
~PebblesML15
Life sucks. And then you die.
~Anonymous
A rose by any other name would likely be called 'Deadly thorn bearing assault vegetation'
~6th Grade Planner
If at first you don't succeed... destroy all evidence that you tried.
~6th Grade Planner
Person one: I sit here pondering the mysteries of life...
Person two: What are those?
Person one: That's one of them.
~Wal. Lee.

another story poll

OK. heres the deal. now i am going to put up three more REALLY stories about my life. they are about random stuff. i am just going to put one sentance about each one. whichever one(s) is/are true i will put up in a future post. none of them may be true.

1) I fell in the star fish pool at the zoo.

2) A wall talked to me.

3) A bear woke me up at a sleepover at a museum.

Take the poll!

P.S. by the way, number 3 was the right one last time. Congrats to those of u who got it right.

Stock watch! (again!)

today's stocks:

Target: 35.85
DOW: 8,693.96
Nike: 45.67
Microsoft: 21.20
Apple: 94.76
3M: 62.38

Stock watch!

because of the fact that we r watching stocks in math, i will make your life a little easier...by putting several popular stocks daily on my own blog*! here r today's:

Apple: 95.88
3M: 64.95
DOW: 8,870.54
Nike: 47.97
Target: 36.29
Microsoft: 21.30

*Note: This blog will NOT have how much it went up or down from the previous day. You have to do that part your self.

random fact:

DID YOU KNOW that there are, like, 2,000 different variations of the common cold and you will never catch the same one twice.

in your face!

Hello. Pebbles has an announcement: IN YOUR FACE K8! see, this WORLD FAMOUS guitarist- Tony Melendez- came to MY SCOOL instead of K8's! Tony Melendez plays giutar with his TOES! awesome! hes really good! all i gots 4 now! just had to say this!

The Little People

hi. IIIIII have a question 4 u. my friend (let's just call her Kim) and i have a little inside joke. the Little People. so i am going 2 put 3 stories on here about how we came up with it and what it means. take the poll i will put up 2 tell me which one u think is true. here goes.

story 1:
one day Kim and i were sitting together at lunch. we were in first grade. then we saw the kindergartners walking by. we saw them and said; "Aaawww! there go the little people!" then, after several days, we realized that they walked by us every day. so every day we said the same thing. it continued for the next several years, always talking about the people in the grade younger than us. and now, out of habit, we still say, "the Little People".

story 2:
on the first day of third grade, Kim came to my school for the first time. we were both small for our age. we both tried to walk in through the door at the same time, and we got stuck. i looked at her, and she looked at me, and we both said at the same time, "You're a little person!" We both started cracking up! now, even though we aren't small anymore, we still say that we are "The Little People".

story 3:
it was the first track practice in fourth grade. at that time Kim and i didn't really know each other that well. we happened to be running side by side, when we started talking. then she looked across the track, where the 8th graders were running. then she said, "oh, look! there go the little people!" then we talked more at school, saying how the 8th graders were the REALLY little people, and the kindergartners, i mean, they were, like, HUGE! and BABIES! wow. so now we say "it's the Little People!" every time we see each other.

plz vote and tell me which one U think is true! only one of them is.

Stuff. Gosh.

Hi. now, unless u have been living under a rock with really good earplugs in 4 the past year, u will know that tomorrow is election day. ok even if u HAD been living under a rock with ear plugs in 4 the past year u would probably know what's going on. PERSONALLY i am a staunch supporter of Obama. but im very opinionated. i respect mcain but Palin is slightly creepy. sorry all u mcain fans out there. both candidates r ok. but obama is better still... sorry. but i have my views and u have yours. hey, has anyone ever seen SNL? hilarious!
gotta go now. bye