hi im typing this post on my new nook color from texas!! but i wont let me type a post so...

so yeah...

so yup yip yop im bored so i decided to start posting again. its probs not gonna last more than today but you know what you just have to deal with it. I know how hard it is to OMG CHRISTMAS IS IN 18 DAYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and llamas are fuzzy. bet you didn't know that. i really like jelly bellies. they're like jelly beans only epicer. yes, like more epic. so anyone who is reading this *ahem bandit**ahem bandit's little sis* probs wants me to post more. so I'll try but i wont. i mean i really will try. its just not gonna happen. as pointed out in my last post i have commitment issu-zzzzzzzzz
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www.wwwdotcom.com

so there is a website out there on the WORLD WIDE web called www.wwwdotcom.com go there and follow the instructions... (grins evilly) no they're really not that bad... seriously check it out!!! NOW!!!

IM BACK AND BETTER THEN EVER!!!!

hi peeps! im back... but 4 how long... i cannot say. i have commitment issues. let's hear it for MONKEYS!!!! see, i cant even commit to one topic PER POST!!! now, in case you are a random stranger reading this blog becus u have no life/ r bored, MLIA IS AWESOME!!! i just want to tell everyone that. so yeah... bye bye!!!

HAPPY NEW YEAR (almost...)

hi peeps! right now k8 is @ my house showing off her new ipod touch. personally, im kinda sick of them. but watevs. anypie... so ya 2morrow is obviously the new year 2010 woot woot hoot hoot southern sea turtles!!!!! inside joke. so anypie i gotta go bug Hoffle if u know who that is ur a stalker or my friend. or both...

vader (not darth)

vader (not darth) is my cat. and hes not very smart. he likes to... drink mysterious liquids without sniffing them first... lick windows and toilets... chew on string... chew on wire... chew on wood... chew on just about everything... jump on top of me in the middle of the night... jump up on the table and eat my food when no one is looking... sneak outside when its below zero out... eat snow... chase pebbles... tackle pebbles... eat... run away from anything that moves... sleep. so hes a very interesting cat. and hes black. and creepy sometimes when u turn around and hes staring @ u.

a weird story

so ya heres a weird story written by yours truly about whatever comes into my head as im writing it. so here goes:
one day a doughnut was walking along a street in New Jersey. chestnut trees were falling from the sky, but the doughnut didn't care. he had to go do something. he just didn't know what. as the doughnut walked along, he noticed a hat lying abandoned on the ground. the doughnut felt sorry for that hat, so he put it on and kept going. a few blocks later (there were now strawberries falling from the sky, which was purple with orange spots) he saw a long black overcoat in the street. again he felt sympathetic, and again he put it on. a few minutes later the doughnut heard a scream and a chicken hearing a tutu and a darth vader helmet ran across the street a block ahead of him and was hit by a car and never seen alive again. so sad. at the same time that the doughnut was walking down the street, winnie the pooh was guest- starring on sesame street, and in the middle of the episode, indiana jones lassoed big bird and made him eat pie. then harry potter and voldemort ran in and started making pink flowers appear out of thin air and everyone started eating pizza. by now the doughnut had come to the sesame street theater and everyone knew that he was a doughnut and ate him, but before they finished the ghost of the murdered chicken came in and hit elmo on the head. elmo got mad and started yelling about how everyone hated him and then he tried to jump on top of the chicken and strangle it but sadly he feel through it off of the builing they were all on top of and was caught by a truck full of peanut butter that was heading to pices house cuz she luvs peanut butter and then batman died cuz he got run over by the living mcdonalds and while all that was happening bandit was going crazy obsessing over her sci fair bridges and then a squirrel jumped through her window and stole her bridges and threw them off of the empire state building and they were caught by an albino squirrel which brought them to the great K8 who screamed cuz she hates squirrels and then she ate a cookie and started sending me an email which i haven't gotten yet becuz im busy typing this.

poll results: the sequal 2 the last sequal and i dont know what number sequal the last one was so jeezcheez

long title, huh? anypie, (like anyways except anypie) whoever voted on my poll got it wrong there was in fact only one true story and it was the first one. the second one happened to another camp counselor but she wasnt my cousin and she was like 20. the third was one completely fake, so HA!!

sick

4 the last few days i have been sick and it has been weird, cuz i just had a fever and i wasnt like coughing or anything so ya it was like weird and now i have a TON of makeup work 2 do becuz i didnt have my math textbook with me while i was home so i have like 3 days of math homework and a math test 2 do 2morrow. i also have a TON of other stuff... >:P not fun.

the early christmas post

so this post is a christmas post! thats only like 12 days early! OMG i actually didn't realize that it was 12... so... im having a new contest! 4 the next 12 days im asking u peeps who read this 2 comment and fill in the blanks: On the 1 (or second on the second day third on the third day etc.) day of Christmas _________ gave to __________, 1 __________. every day ill pick the winner 4 that day and post it. the person who comments the most possible answers gets a prize. if i remember 2 actually GIVE them the prize...>:)

welcome back 2 me

hi guys im finally blogging again(ya lets c how long it lasts) and this is officially the first post i'll ever typed from our new computer! its A LOT faster and awesomer and if u dont believe me than ur crazy so go eat a melon that was baked by a giraffe. ya u dont need 2 tell me i already know im crazy. so there. jeezcheez. thats my new word. its like jeez and cheez except 2gether so its jeezcheez. so ya bak 2 the point im blogging again and that will last probs 3 weeks tops so someone remind me 2 keep blogging. and keep checking 4 new posts!

#1place u dont ever want 2 be

running through lego land with a bunch of giant pink fluffy fire breathing evil chickens chasing u while u r chasing an evil platypus with purple wings made out of cotton candy and that can spit poison out of its tail while the platypus is chasing a person dressed up like bigbird and eating pizza who is running towards a roller coaster becuz dude, lines get longer the longer u wait! how 2 fix it: wake up, becuz its obviously a dream either that or u r really going crazy so get off my blog b4 u accidently delete it or something. if it is really real, heres what 2 do: steal some legos from the nearest lego statue and throw them at the chickens who will thinks its food and try 2 eat them and choke. then yell that theres a platypus and people will come running and surround it so u can pass it and not worry about the poison and then that guy can go on his roller coaster b4 the line gets 2 long and u can eat pie does anyone else think that this post was kinda weird?

the PURPLE POSTS! (dramatic music playing)

did anyone notice that the last 3 posts were purple? no one did? SERIOUSLY? come on, peeps. lame.

story #3

so one day my friends mom was pushing their couch farther against the wall when someone goes- OUCH! her brother was sleeping back their. isnt he brilliant. then he got stuck. it was hilarious!

story #2

one day my 10 year old cousin came home from school and her eye was all swollen. so what happened? did someone poke her eye? or accidently throw a pencil and hit it? no. she was in music class. playing the triangle. and she poked it.

story #1

while i was at camp this summer, my counselor broke her little toe. how did she do it? did someone drop something on it? did she slam it in a door? no. she walked into a bench.

stupid accidents

ok so my next posts are stories of stupid accidents! im going 2 put up a poll about how many r true and comment and tell me which ones first person 2 get it right about which ones wins fabulous prizes! ready set go!

faster internet!

haha i finally have faster internet its 6times faster than what it used 2 b so now mines faster then yours k8! take THAT!!!!!!!! its totally awesome. oh and thnx 4 voting on the poll but can u plz vote truthfully? i mean seriously guys. like ur normal. jkjk!

isn't this page colorful?

the title sayz it all. now seriously i have 2 go now bye bye ttfn ttyl ttyt ttft

ttfn ttyl bye bye

ok guys ttfnttylbyebye4now! AND TAKE THE FREAKIN POLL!!!!! jeez can u peeps even read?